Why is everyone so worried? She is driving an Alfa Romeo. It’s not like she will ever finish a race.

And I’m sorry, but this is a BIG pet peeve of mine...

Lexapro is better, IMO.

I support any lady drivers that can drive a race car.  If anyone has a problem then they need some prozac.  Go Tatiana! 

I’m going to go with real. I don’t think anyone would go through the trouble of registering their Fiero in Montana to avoid taxes:

David,
Hear me out because this is going to sound crazier than the last suggestion I gave, but it’s not.

NOW you’re convinced?

Pretty sure most of the post was a tounge-in-cheek reframing of the way most Jalops feel about modern cars.

Yes, you are the only one.

Y’know, I was watching I, Robot last night, and I was having a “Wait, what?” moment every time USR boasted that the new NS-5s would remotely connect to their servers every night for upgrades. I kept thinking, “Why would your robot need nightly updates? Who coded this garbage?”, then I remembered Tesla is a thing. 

Real jalops put their kids on Honda 3 wheelers

On a current Ford Mustang lookalike model, there is a touch screen in the dash to control performance settings—traction control and stability control being two of them.

“We’ll never be able to replace Reggie.”

Honestly I’m not surprised.

Is this a surprise? When you buy a Tesla you’re paying to be a beta tester.

For her “grounded to the ground” is just an obvious reference point in her engineering background. And she would ask, which ground?

I’m not sure if you willfully missed this or what:

My 14-year old still can’t remember where we keep the silverware. 

I’ve always used “give it the beans”. I probably got that from Top Gear.

IDK if it’s an enthusiast expression or just a Midwest expression but Whippin’ Shittys a.k.a. doing donuts in the snow. Usually in a car that is not capable of doing donuts on bare pavement.