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They can also see which ones people are re-watching. I watch those travel specials over and over again. Going back to the old Top Gear days, I probably watched the Bolivia special on Amazon Prime a dozen times, and the Vietnam special almost as many.

I could watch these guys attend an insurance seminar.   

Yes. I don’t care if we just get to watch the 3 of them be terrible at using hotels properly - they are always entertaining.

I miss the days when I was just a short or a Big Oil shill. Now I have to defend Univision too? Ugh.

Hey dipshit, the employees (as in, the ones doing the actual journalism) are not the employers. It’s their literal job to “throw stones”.

This is excellent work and I fully endorse your bid for City Council. 

I have an old British roadster.  I am envious of your lights in all their forms.

I remember those. Ugly as sin, illuminated for shit, but at least were cheap. 1 out of 3, would not go back.

Heck yes, they suck! They’re too bright and too high! Even in my 2018 Tahoe (which means I’m probably an offender, too), I have to move my side mirrors out and/or down when a new truck or SUV comes up behind me.

I suppose it’s different in a rallying context, but for street use, cars this big don’t get any nimbler than a 700/900-series Volvo. Tightest turning radius I’ve ever experienced.

New plan to balance my state’s (IL) miserable budget:

This is my finest ever contribution to Jalopnik.

Craaaap. I hate how much I don’t hate this. Just put some paint on the bumper and bars and I think i would like it. 

GoFundMe is a pox on society. Who the fuck is giving this dipshit charity because he was caught in the act of multiple crimes? Why can’t he afford an attorney if he can afford a hellcat?

Mold and mildew cleaner is $5 for a bottle. Buy a roll of paper towels and get to scrubbing. Toss in a few moth balls and let it sit for a week and the mold will be gone. Mold is easy to get rid of, I’ve had to do it twice.

Seriously, if the damn flight attendant is laughing, what the hell is this kid’s life going to be like in middle school? School children are evil. To quote John Mulaney “They will get to the thing you don’t like about you.”

I completely agree with the mom... under no circumstance should the child be shamed for her name, it’s not something she has ever had control over.

Gives her child a stupid-ass name.