Where beer does flow and men chunder...

“Do you speak-a my language?”

He’s been eating a lot of Vegemite!

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

Six foot four and full of gristle 

If Scotch isn’t old enough to vote I’m not interested.

Tom - Thank you for this article. Not only does it make sense and a counter argument to comments, it’s also not sensationalized and very well thought out, unlike a lot of Jalop articles as of late. I continue reading the comments of the GM news articles and bash my head against my keyboard at the keyboard warriors…

Not enough real people. Need more real people to say how Impala feels like an Audi. 

I guess even JD Power initial quality awards couldn’t save them.

I’ll spare you the five hundred miles, uphill both ways, home on summer tires story. All seasons do okayish. You probably won’t die.

Imo any mechanic driving a car into a manor, house, cottage or domicile is negligent

I think it’s safe to say most of us, even those of us uncomfortably car-obsessed, don’t spend a lot of time thinking about intake manifolds.

Yeah, people who skimp on tires (used, cheapest sold at Sears, etc.) always baffle me.  It’s the only thing that touches the Earth (or should), cheap out on something else!

No, because if you knew Irv, you’d know he didn’t want ANYONE else driving that car. He’s the driver, forever and always. It needs to be retired out of respect. Nobody should be driving that car except Irv. 

It doesn’t belong in a museum. Not yet.

Can’t have snow on the roads when your home state is on fire ...

Oh my god.  It could reach Boston any minute now!  Save yourselves my Masshole brethren.  Get to Star Market for bread, eggs, and milk ASAP!

You know I am.

“me, an affable dipshit.”

I think at $2500 new, it’s not even pretending to.