Conveniently, I’ve accepted that I bought into a turbo :P

Add a Turbo to the end of the model, and then you get the answer to going fast ;)

And every day, I’m reminded why I constantly profess my love for Jason Torchinsky.

I should have voted CP. I wanted to vote CP. But damn it, I love it. I want to drive that thing in its insane, mad max-esque glory and confuse every living thing around me.

Using this logic, I will happily consider soft shelled tacos sandwiches, and hard shelled tacos not sandwiches.

It’s normally OK to be wrong. Please learn to be right on this one :P

Why the hell did you do that?

I’m going to go with (in no particular order):

I’m not much for the styling and wouldn’t be the one buying it, but I’m still gonna go NP.

This is how cars were supposed to be! No electrical bulls**t, plastic trim pieces, or extraneous features. Just you and the road. 

Because if it isn’t a proud Swedish RWD beast, what’s the point?

“Domain Name System” Server

Brass? That’s an interesting way of spelling tungsten-god-damn-carbide.

assuming things like the gearbox can run upside down

Oh it’s absolutely possible. There’s just a simple reason nobody’s tried it yet.

Because engines aren’t really able to run upside down. I ran the math with a physicist I know and the numbers do work, it’s just a matter of making the rest of the car handle it.

This is the one I came here expecting. Was disappointed it didn’t make the list

I believe I paid $12.99 for mine at Harbor Freight...

I have some sort of sickness, because I really want to buy a BRAT and drop some sort of little turbo 4cyl in it. Make it just fast enough to be utterly terrifying.

Don’t worry. I think your Volvo is cool :)