Truly top-shelf journalism.

I’m more concerned with my car being vacuumed usually than washed. I usually wash it 3 or 4 times a year

Thanks $kay

Stars.. Stars for all the cow puns.

I’m shocked, but I kind of dig the denim... It’s the weirdest thing, but it’s cool

And 1980s Volvos... Can’t forget those

jellopicnic.net is available....

I mean, I think so. It’s just that none of my car enthusiast friends are over 21 :/

Tempting... so very tempting... 350 miles isn’t that far.....

Any information on parking?

Now, it’s entirely possible that I’m just used to driving small cars, but I’m 6' 4" and have no issues in either the Fiesta or the Focus. Then again, my daily is a Volvo 740, so limited headroom is simply a fact of life.

If you’re willing to wrench yourself, a BMW 750iL from the late 90s. V12, and you can get them dirt cheap.

This MUST happen. Like seriously, Doug, Torch, get on this.

Either that’s a massive oversight or a joke that swooped way above both of our heads.

You think I’d be spending almost every weekend wrenching on a 1989 Volvo 740 Turbo if I didn’t know this? Believe it or not, there are a few of us highschool and college aged kids out here with cars who understand that. Just not many

Damn skippy

I missed the original post, but mine would totally be a late 90s BMW 750iL, from Tomorrow Never Dies. Bond drove it, therefore in the eyes of a child it is the coolest thing ever. You can pick one up pretty cheap these days, usually $3-5k. The reason being that they were known for having spontaneous, catastrophic…

This is why turbo lag is so much fun. Press gas, wait for spool, get slammed into seat.

This is a story that must be told

“it doesn’t even handle that great, but that’s not the idea, is it?” The RX-Vision is one of the best looking cars I’ve seen in a damn long time, and I don’t really care if they were to ship it with a rotary engine, or a V12, or a lawnmower engine... because that’s not the idea, is it?