“Hey man, those shiners are really something! Where’d you get them?”

Daht es obsulutely fasschinating (said in complete monotone)

You have no idea how excited I am about this news. Some of the best memories I have of my oldest daughter and I involve me reading parts of Bone to her every night before I put her to bed when she was 6. I really can’t wait to sit down and watch this with her now. 

China’s ability to be both communist and very capitalist at the same time depending on what they’re doing and to whom is amazing.

Routh looks fantastic as Kingdom Come Superman.

It premiered when I was a senior in high school, I think, and I remember thinking it was kind of funny at the time.

Then came the episode where Peter trips and barks his shin on the concrete, and spends a full minute or more rocking back and forth, clutching his shin, making “Ahhhh. AAAAAAH” noises, and I realized Seth…

I think most fans of one are fans of the other, and the people who try to exaggerate the rivalry are a mix of the super-insecure and malicious shit-stirrers. The average Marvel fan probably likes some DC books and movies, and the average DC fan likes some Marvel books and movies.

25 minutes later: “Of course I asked for Toensing and Di Genova’s help! This is a very serious situation!”

Do I look like someone who needs help?

He’s totally losing it.  They’re going to have to medicate him pretty soon.

I’ve said it before, but I want Ryan Reynolds to play Mr. Body, have him die within the first 20 minutes, then make him continue to play the corpse for the duration of the movie—no cheating with props, stuntmen, or digital effects.

“And a lot of his supporters would think some sort of coup had taken place,” Comey said.

Anyone that can own that floating palace will be able to survive Liz’s or Bernie’s tax plans and still be able to keep the boat.

the only good “re-imagining” of it was scrooged.

Of course. Because public domain doesn’t cost money.

I would genuinely pay money to see someone try and make that work. Like, you could definitely make a real creepy film out of the concept of a family being corrupted by this Svengali-like cult leader. 

It’s no Ice Cream Bunny level WTF, but it’ll do.

reboots of both Saved by the Bell and Punky Brewster

Production on The Jaunt has taken longer than you think.

The ending is especially relevant: