The script is miserable, things happen because they need to, almost never organically.

Rewatched the first two prequels over the last couple of days and that is a very, very short list. The acting is bad - not just Lloyd and Christensen, but good actors that have done fine work elsewhere. The script is miserable, things happen because they need to, almost never organically. The CGI that Lucas was so…

I think Obi-Wan was right when he said he never “owned” R2-D2. He still gave him orders, but that was when they were on missions together with Anakin. Who was R2's “owner”. But really, can anyone really “own” a droid like R2? When the right person teams up with that little guy, he’s not their “property”, he’s the best…

King Princess: “Don’t just make me out to be a queer singer”

He asked for MB-13 but he got L3-37.

Yeah, fuck the frivalous rich. Meanwhile I can’t afford to buy a house and half of the people in the world can’t afford shoes

Fuck everyone involved in this story. Fucking morons.

I’d be interested in an article regarding why China and to some extent Korea have such a fundamentally different attitude to Pay2Win games. I can’t even imagine how it’s possible to spend that much on a game, much less so why someone WOULD.

Threepio is essential to a movie’s plot for the first time since A New Hope

“...from the director of Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever.”

Cap doesn’t have superpowers in the comics either. He’s just peak human, but not superhuman.

Yep. Apparently a child has her birthday party at the Perry Mason Animatronic Museum, with grisly results.

With Matthew Rhys, Tatiana Maslany and John Lithgow... Colour me intrigued.

The Dunwich Horror is probably my favorite Lovecraft story (possibly tied with Mountains of Madness) and a proper film version of that could be kind of great. It’s got it all. Elder gods, inbred hillbillies, and an elderly professor as the hero. What else do you need?

It’s weird that they didn’t include the footage of gallons of human blood pouring from his mouth when he first started speaking, as it rapidly filled the auditorium.

What they play is not as important as how loud they play it. Many restaurants play “background” music much too loud. If it interferes with normal conversation, it is too loud.

Nedry’s DNA became mixed in with the dino DNA.  We’re fucked.

Wolves get such a bad rap. They are totally fine as long as people leave them alone.