thingthatgoesgrumpinthenight
ThingThatGoesGrumpInTheNight
thingthatgoesgrumpinthenight

OK

be sure to drink your ovaltine!

hard to muster even a tiny violin’s worth of sympathy for a guy who had 1.4 mil to burn on a video game character, for sure.

Deon Cole AKA 1/2 of the best part of Angie Tribeca

but does it beat the Turducken Slammer?

Jethro Tull and The Beach Boys need to trade spots.

fun fact: “girl” originally referred to a child of either sex. It’s only become a gendered term in the last few centuries, give or take.

all those additional hard boiled egg requests were a dead giveaway

that’s a lot of bad apples

This is the kind of thing I told my more right-leaning friends would happen in the early days of Trump’s presidency, that he would eventually “own” them too, just like he“owns” the libs. While you could say a lot of republicans put party before country, Trump doesn’t even do that. What comes first for Donald Trump,

“The call was perfect and appropriate. Unless it wasn’t, in which case it was Rick Perry’s idea.”

well here we go, this was the whole reason the Evangelicals voted for Trump. Not to actually reduce the number of abortions, just to punish the women who obtain or try to obtain them.

Family Guy has to be one of the most overrated shows of all time

“Do I look like someone who needs help? I did it all on my own, I don’t need anybody doing anything for me!” - Rudy Guliani roughly 20 minutes from now

But Her Emails 2: No Seriously, What About Her Emails?

Stephanopoulos: “You’ve been making your point.”

you would think they would have realized by now that Trump always demands absolute and unfailing loyalty without having any intention of reciprocating.