thingthatgoesgrumpinthenight
ThingThatGoesGrumpInTheNight
thingthatgoesgrumpinthenight

The shocking twist is that the director of Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever is still allowed to make movies

Not to mention that The Book of Henry was almost universally reviled by critics. I would say the circumstances were 100% transparent.

creationism in a nutshell

“six strangers wake up trapped in an endless cornfield only to discover something mysterious is hunting them.”

Napoleon, what did you this summer again?

I assume by “proper” you mean better than the 1970 insomnia cure that featured Dean Stockwell and Ed Begley Sr.

I agree with the first part of this statement more than the second part. “best X-men movie” isn’t a hard bar to clear but First Class is the only one I would actually say is “good” and not just “better than X-Men 3”. because a root canal is better than X-Men 3.

but does it beat the Turducken Slammer?

I’m sure he’ll get a chance to explain exactly what he meant by “I rule the f***ing world” and “They look up and see a face like mine looking down at them.” on his next CNN interview.  

dinos that can open doors AND operate computers! they’ll be unstoppable!

Jurassic Park VI: Nedry Lives

Dario Argento only wishes he could have made a movie as existentially terrifying as Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.

Jared thought those 2 dudes had black eyes and now they actually do.

I and V are the only ones I’ve managed to see from beginning to end. I should definitely at least try to watch III. 

The first Howling is easily my no. 1 werewolf movie ever.. and Howling V is one of the most painful movies I’ve ever experienced. Bad Moon is also a flawed but mostly solid flick.

Good-BYE, Joe!

I agree that most of House doesn’t hold up very well but I still love the hidden joke that’s easy to miss if you’re not paying attention: the absolutely bonkers dialogue on the soap opera that Roger’s ex-wife stars in.

related: Kay Lenz,who plays Roger’s estranged wife, supplied the voice of American Maid on the Tick animated series.