The shocking twist is that the director of Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever is still allowed to make movies

Not to mention that The Book of Henry was almost universally reviled by critics. I would say the circumstances were 100% transparent.

creationism in a nutshell

HBO is bringing back Perry Mason???

“six strangers wake up trapped in an endless cornfield only to discover something mysterious is hunting them.”

Napoleon, what did you this summer again?

I assume by “proper” you mean better than the 1970 insomnia cure that featured Dean Stockwell and Ed Begley Sr.

I agree with the first part of this statement more than the second part. “best X-men movie” isn’t a hard bar to clear but First Class is the only one I would actually say is “good” and not just “better than X-Men 3”. because a root canal is better than X-Men 3.

but does it beat the Turducken Slammer?

NPR did a piece on this recently that I really appreciated. One of my biggest turn-offs for a restaurant is when it’s so loud that you have to shout to be heard by someone sitting at the same table as you. https://www.wbur.org/hereandnow/2019/01/24/restaurants-getting-too-loud

I’m sure he’ll get a chance to explain exactly what he meant by “I rule the f***ing world” and “They look up and see a face like mine looking down at them.” on his next CNN interview.  

dinos that can open doors AND operate computers! they’ll be unstoppable!

Jurassic Park VI: Nedry Lives

Dario Argento only wishes he could have made a movie as existentially terrifying as Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.

Jared thought those 2 dudes had black eyes and now they actually do.

I and V are the only ones I’ve managed to see from beginning to end. I should definitely at least try to watch III. 

The first Howling is easily my no. 1 werewolf movie ever.. and Howling V is one of the most painful movies I’ve ever experienced. Bad Moon is also a flawed but mostly solid flick.

Good-BYE, Joe!

I agree that most of House doesn’t hold up very well but I still love the hidden joke that’s easy to miss if you’re not paying attention: the absolutely bonkers dialogue on the soap opera that Roger’s ex-wife stars in.

related: Kay Lenz,who plays Roger’s estranged wife, supplied the voice of American Maid on the Tick animated series.