...so there’s still time for him to negotiate some kind of relatively dignified rich-guy surrender.

I’m sure Keith M. Davidson already purchased the exclusive rights to sell the footage to TMZ (which means an Avenatti sighting is not far away)

Sounds like someone bought some Nike shorts last night. 

WOW

Not to be outdone, the Russians had the “mid-level government official jump off a ten story balcony” and “slalom vial switch” added as additional sports

savage. take your filthy star

fist-bumping you (I assume a fellow chicagoan) so I know I can get my wife the good sh*t at Binny’s for a little bit cheaper

Mm, that is quite a portfolio you’ve got going on there, but I really should be heading off. So, it’s been good.

It’s hard to believe this is only the *second* craziest take about the NHL culture in North Carolina

For someone of Kaepernick’s profile to swallow his tongue, that’s got to be a pretty big check, OTOH

+1 Uncle Rico

“You know, if we get taxed enough, our entire workforce may just decide to quit and not make Fox News anymore.”

Tom Ricketts, like his lookalike Ted Cruz, would really benefit form a beard

In fairness, they’re going to save a bundle by hiring a coach on his rookie deal, franchising him, and then trading him to Washington

LOL, now I’m remembering how ridiculous fan reaction game to that was as I read more closely:

He did have some disastrous games in 2013-2015, when the team was basically a disintegrating dumpster fire. But still—”75%” disastrous in his worst season. Why you’d throw a 4-year deal at an eh journeyman is beyond me

How far can you punt a football?

I assume this is just post 1 of 2438

i see what you did there

I was curious (Wow, they pay a lot of money for their o-line), but it doesn’t seem like there are a lot of aging contracts to get out of besides Penn & an obvious rental like Jordy Nelson https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/oakland-raiders/contracts/