Another great attribute about Peterman is his efficiency: his drives are so short, and often you get the ball RIGHT BACK. And defensive lines get so exhausted because every other play, they’re 40 yards upfield blocking in space

I’m really sorry for your loss. I was replying to the comment of the person who laughed off the notion of a “weed addiction.” If your life starts going down the tubes because of it, that’s the addiction. Again, really sorry, and I get how this could seem smarmy

[dwane casey hires the fan]

Like what, you’re Josh Gordon and the league is not going to drug test you? In a sense, smoking up is a slow-speed resignation letter for him. The rule sucks, yeah, but *shrug*

Yeah, but, if someone was like, “here’s 10 million dollars for 10 years, and you can’t drink beer,” I like beer as much as the next SCOTUS justice, but I think I would manage.

So I guess you could say, in a way Peterman is being traded for a #1 first-round draft pick

I don’t know, man, Harris County, TX still has the tort workload. A solid flex

This is so filthy: where she drives, and everyone seems relieved when she kicks it out behind the back to the corner—and then she rotates to the other corner to hit the dagger. Which is to say, this is a really well-coached 1-woman show.

I’m doing my docket power-rankings, but I have to say—the appeal doesn’t have a chance of succeeding, but I might take a flier on it for $.20

Early reports from mini-camp show that Hester has worked on his route running and is poised to become a #1 receiver. Which is to say, how about the Peanut Tillman era? 

“Veteran players spent Saturday night...”

Nagy is cool AF. He is the first Bears coach to stare the Ditka legacy in the face and try to come for the mantle of that overrated fascist. And it’s working, and for the first time since Rex Grossman (you never knew what you were gonna get--it was a blast to watch, come at me bro), Bears football is fun to watch.

I initially thought this was a joke about the deadspin awards :/

Lol Rudy Gay was holding him about a second

[becomes that guy]

Go to 7:33, and there’s a brutal sequence: tough pick-and-roll by Kuzma, LeBron elbows his way into an open look for three, but doesn’t take it, draws a double team, and fights through it on a give and go to the hoop. The crazy thing is, he humiliates 2 guys 3 times apiece in the last 8 seconds of the shot clock. 

I think microinfluencer is a growing position

That’s true... But Arian Foster was integral to their play calling in the Schaub years:

I mean, the greatest Texan running back of all time, Arian Foster, haaaaated football

I mean, what do you expect from a community without fathers