When my mom decided to get HBO in 1990 (as a 15-year-old, I was very happy about that), this was on all the time and I loved it. It quickly became a favorite. About a year ago, I watched a chunk of it and was surprise that I still enjoyed it. Is it dumb? Absolutely. Do I have a fantastic ability to suspend disbelief?…

I feel like we, as a society, don’t appreciate Terry Kiser’s physical comedy performance in this movie nearly enough. It’s genuinely pretty damned phenomenal. 

Name a more unnecessary sequel than Weekend at Bernie’s II.

Jeff Goldblum is the only fly white boy.

No amount of good DNA is ever going to get you past the fact that your parents named you Chester 

This also happened to Avril Lavigne. But the replacement is better, tbh.

America has lost its collective fucking mind.

Hollywood Star Whackers kidnapped the real Fox and drained him of all his adrenochrome then replaced him with a robot duplicate supplied by Elon Musk.   

“And I’m not a clone. I’m not a clone.”

Sienna Miller with her obviously botoxed/plastic surgeried face seems like a terrible miscast here. Pretty sure they didn’t have cosmetic surgery back in the 19th century.

It’s a bit like how Dave Barry used to make fun of those cereal ads that showed a bowl of cereal next to eggs, toast, and fruit claiming that the cereal was “part of this complete breakfast!” As Barry said, don’t you really mean “adjacent to this complete breakfast”?

Such a great cast... And Lily-Rose Depp, too

I refuse to believe the man who was a tenacious defender of Ann Coulter and had her as a guest (and from behind I assume) several times isn’t a beacon of honesty and integrity.

Surely there are more deserving people. Without getting into it too much, I spent the last year consumed by fear and stress. I went to court and the judge ruled that my landlord was allowed to evict me. I appealed, lost again, but because I made enough money working 70 hour weeks with little food or sleep, losing 85…

I describe libertarians as “Republicans who realize homophobia isn’t cool anymore.”

I find most people in the US who describe themselves as “libertarian” basically mean “Republican, but not willing to admit it” 

South of the border, we like to say he’s a North American treasure.

Martin Short is a goddamn Canadian National Treasure

Honestly, I’m glad he’s out of the MCU. I don’t get what the appeal of the dude is - as an actor. He’s obviously an awful person but I can’t see why he was getting raves for his performances. Fussy, pretentious, indulgent, with zero charisma. But I seem to be in the minority. What am I missing?

He’s not on your side and he’s certainly not on liberals’ side. He’s one of the chief anti-vaxxers who can’t stop showering Netanyahu with praise, vehemently hates Muslims, supports restricting immigration, and stacks his panels with discredited right wingers. He’s a hack who has been making the exact same three…