Thank goodness she has famous parents, otherwise she would just have that Harvard degree to rely on.  

It’s weird that the nepo baby critique is always about people in the arts and not people in business, where the outcome is more substantive (and funnier) when someone just fucking sucks

I don’t think the target demographic for these films - your dad who you gave up trying to win the approval of years ago - actually goes out to theaters anyway.

She wore that outfit, so there has to be some self hate going on as well 

I thought the same thing, which is why I am proceeding with my 8 hour long epic about colonialism based on Settlers of Catan.   In a world where every one needs wood, one man is willing to trade his sheep to get it!

With every project I ask myself is this essential? Is there something original to say here, does the universe want me to do this? Regretfully, I’m announcing I will not be going forward with my Pictionary movie.

Hey, *you’re* the one that took the name of that dress pattern for your avatar name, pal...

Lena Dunham has talent as a writer, but some sort of negative talent when it comes to clothing. There are people who look bad in their clothing because they clearly don’t care enough to put more thought into what they wear than just grabbing some stuff that vaguely fits and then going with it. But Dunham very clearly…

The sequel could have been Penis Peninsula.

You want it to sound respectable you call it ‘Minge Atoll’.

Get ready for Extreme 90-Day Ice Road Klingon House Flippers! Starring Chip and Joanna Gaines!

I was a 13-year-old boy in the long, long ago, and I am 100% here for Kathryn Hahn and Patti LuPone.

He’s such a drama Dean.

I saw Nicole Kidman in line at AMC and she made everything better.

He's a real dean-va!

*You don’t actually need us to say who this footnote is about, yeah?

I assume he was joking.  I’ve seen Nicole Kidman in line at a coffee shop and she had to wait like everyone else.

Does this mean that for a short while, Kevin Bacon was one degree of Kevin Bacon away from Kevin Bacon?