My freshman dorm was co-ed — boys and girls divided into parallel halls on each floor, split by a bank of elevators in the middle. On my floor, the elevators were rumored to be haunted by a student who struggled with depression and died in his room about 15 years earlier. The circumstances were unclear but part of the…

Every time you mention alleged child rapist Matt Gaetz, you should say, “Matt Gaetz, alleged child rapist.” 

So...Matt Gaetz pays influencers to attack people online.

Roiland looks like the kinda manchild who brings a board game no one has heard of to a house party and throws a tantrum when no one wants to play.

Did Maya Benberry also offer Chuck Norris some self-defense tips?

“It’s unclear if the Trump campaign knew about this connection and chose to go anyway as a fascist wink or if it was pure incompetence.”

Republican = Nazi

Also, Mark McKinney

It already exists, it’s called Superstore. In this one, there’s more balance in the Jim-Pam relationship, as Jim (who looks like Ryan Howard) is a screwup who’s forced to take a menial job at a store and Pam is his superior at work. Dwight is a woman, Stanley is in a wheelchair, Kevin is an Hawaiian woman, etc.

Good luck finding a room big enough to hold both their egos.

Caitlin, is her name really Trashelle or did you make that up? Because Trashelle sounds like the name of a Garbage Pail Kid. 

A couple are actually good. A few others start promisingly and then dive into disaster. Ryan Murphy is very talented at having a good setup and then having no idea how to finish it. 

The best thing is that his store is now selling this shirt:

John Fetterman? Or Vincent Adultman?

It always is.

So it wasn’t Sophie’s choice?

That being said, shouldn’t Senators freaking dress up for work?

I think a lot of people hide their shitty souls behind fancy clothes.

This Boebert suplex from the top rope was particularly skillful