Siri, what does an anal fissure look like?

Brand has always struck me as a raging douche. The way he left her says it all. I’m sure she’s forgotten all about him. She’s been with Orlando Bloom for so long I always forget the was married to this clown…until he brings it up again. And again.

American team loses on a global platform (pick one, USWMNT a recent example) and Republicans cheer.

“Churn Back Time” was RIGHT THERE, and she picked “Cherlato”?

Every accusation a confession with these assholes.

“Be ready to kick and pick up a chair and hit somebody with it.”

lol someone whose entire claim to fame is that they are married to matt fucking gaetz does not deserve any level of respect

“She has a name” honestly, nobody cares. They are both terrible people.

Jesus I hate to say it, but maybe they should have given this article to Kylie Cheung.

The fact that he can still run for president shows just how worthless our system is.

Lauren Boebert is the smarter choice.

Well they had to say grace before eating the banana.

The absolute poster child of the Fuck you, I got mine American “exceptionalism” set.

The enemy of my enemy is still fucking terrible.

Oh, Caitlin. Always making herself the poster child for “Equality, but just for me!”

You know what I’m not sad about re: Musk’s continued “stepping on the rake”? The fact that his fan boys have basically disappeared from here trying to defend him.

So, Elon couldn’t keep it up? Figures.

X marks the douchebag.

It’ll be a cold day on the surface of the sun before there’s ever any reason to get excited for Papa J’s shit pies.