Speak softly and have a big wang. — President Theodore “Tripod” Roosevelt

DeSantis is obsessed with everyone’s genitalia especially children’s.

You are a fucking piece of shit 

What? You didn’t enjoy having another look at the living embodiment of Axe body spray? That’s it, Cashmere. No more gifts for you.

First. What a spectacular piece of shit.

You bastard.

“Love: It’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru”

The fact that some people think this loser is sent directly by God to save America blows my mind and makes me feel like maybe Clinton was right when she made her ill-fated “deplorable” comment.

I would bet the majority of Trump voters thought he was scum or at least knew he was a “successful” guy because he lied,…

Is ANYONE surprised at this? Anyone at all?

Grifters gotta grift.

The most spectacular dine-and-dash in history! No one has ever seen anything like it!

Steam is the name of the dog you silly goose

But she said it’s “not a threat”!  That’s the “no homo” of insurrection!

What many younger generations probably don’t understand about Generation X is that we watched a lot of garbage back in the day not because we liked it, but because there’s wasn’t a whole lot on.  Land of the Lost was one of those shows you would watch only if you had absolutely nothing better to do.  We knew it was…

As a fellow Gen-Xer, I didn’t feel nostalgia because the original Land of the Lost coming on was the signal to me to turn off the TV and go do something else.

I thought Scott Pilgrim was a success, at least that’s how it feels with it’s many fans, however for me this movie brings back bad memories as it made me realized I was getting old. I think I was 29 when it came out and at that point, I felt I was up to date with pop culture, I was a fan of Cera’s tv shows, movies,…

Certain Dayparts is my drag name.

Pat
Robertson
Is
Dead
Everyone!

I’m still the same person.