Nope. Sorry. Having a tough time feeling sorry for this millionaire who went out of her way to embarrass the father of her children with her ill-considered fling with a pop star - who (to the surprise of literally no one) dumped her and has moved on. File this under: “You should have thought of that before you dragged…

Jezebel’s insane hatred of this man continues, thankfully no one who isn’t being paid for it agrees

I guess the whole "Jesus is my co-pilot" thing didn't work.

Long before I had any idea what an evil wingnut this woman was - my aunt gave me her diet book...

Or a Gen-Xer. “¯\_(ツ)_/¯“ 

Live footage of me reading this comment.

Yup. CL is obviously very smart and certainly good at a grift, but she sucks for so many reasons (and I’m not a “Kurt was murdered” truther). I’m squarely in her demographic as a Gen X’r but it’s Never Courtney for me.

I’m just here to say I’m a 49 year old mom and had EDs as a youngster and the trip into menopause was scary. EDs come back to menopausal women all the time. I am doing okay, but it was pretty nuts. Bethenny is Bethenny. Gwyneth is Gwyneth. Old people get EDs. 

I had the profound (mis)fortune of knowing Courtney for 40 years. In the early 80's, she burned thru the entire city of SF, ripping off everyone I know, myself included. She’s always been a horrible person. How anyone looks at her with any respect at all befuddles me. 

Yeah, a lot of us had to hustle for work during the pandemic. Goodness, I even heard Gwyneth Paltrow had to eat bread.

Eating disorders are a LIFETIME problem, not a passing teen fancy. 

Guess she has to find something to do now that Avril Lavigne threw her off her stage for dancing/protesting topless the other day.

All that, and he’s not even the most offensive cowriter of Layla.

If it’s on Tiktok, it’s bad.

While weighing is preferred to volume for measuring flour, I don’t knw that I’ve had a recipe turn out BAD because of it. But I rarely bake, so 1/2 C. flour to coat a veal cutlet vs. 60 grams is meaningless, anyway. As for the other items on the list:

What is your obsession with making Sudeikis a villain?

Courtney Stoddens was a child whose parents allowed her to be assaulted in public by a much older man. Every adult in her life failed her, and a massive audience happily made that her problem. Cleaving to the idea that she was an adult, just because the people abusing her said so, is embarrassing.

Still doesn’t make it ok that she didn’t consent to a sex tape that was widely distributed.

She looks like hell. So maybe this is her way of saying “Don’t do any of the things I’m doing.”

Does GOOPy know she just described disordered eating?