“Jenna Ortega tried to turn down Wednesday multiple times”

Still, if the AV Club comments section isn’t purgatory, I don’t know what is.  

I forgot about that, and this is how you remind me?

Damn, Kyrsten Sinema is getting desperate for attention.

#oscarssoglorgonian

Since speculating on films that haven't been released is apparently fair game, why stop there? I'm putting my money on Glorgon the Conqueror, who will seize Earth mid 2023. And he'll issue a decree stating that all awards go to him. All hail Glorgon and his merciful rule!

I don’t often come in here to comment (I haven’t commented in Kinja since Gawker was canceled by noted snowflake Peter Thiel), but I have to say something in this case:

I’m not sure whether this is poetry we need, but I’m sure it’s the only poetry Lauren Boebert deserves.

Imagine being proud that your idiot son isn’t smart enough to use birth control.  

So glad she’s standing up to these queer agenda LGBT types for trying to sexualize America’s chaste, innocent youth.

Oh my God...I joke all the time about them being the new trashier Palin family, and now this? Amazing.

“However, abortion rates are higher in urban areas and teen mom rates are higher in rural conservative areas, because we understand the preciousness of the life that is about to be born.”

Well, the kids are clearly not choosing abstinence 

And so the line continues, like dog shit dragged behind a renegade Roomba.

Imagine flexing about your higher teenage pregnancy rates.

Oppressor on the streets, reply guy in the sheets.

I think the problem is any pharmacy taking a “stance.” Medication shouldn’t be political. If they don’t have a medical reason not to dispense a medicine, they need to dispense it. 

I’m really glad she’s getting better and has found a community and support system to help her navigate sobriety.

Yes, it is bad to ask your audience who are neck deep in a weird parasocial relationship to do free work for while you get your shit together and hire proper merchandisers.

You know it’s gonna be an all-timer when none of the writers want to attach their name to the article