It’s unbelievable 

This entire review reads like it was generated by ChatGPT.

I always wondered whatever became of EMF.

“Republic of China” is Taiwan.  Soak in that a moment and reflect on whether you really are as well informed on this as you think you are.

Weird. The Dark Knight is an American citizen, and he’s kept his.

That photo of Miscavige and that damn “you’ll never find the body” smirk is creepier than any horror movie I watched last year.

Am I the only one who purposefully avoids anything to do with Tom Cruise not just because he’s a horrible actor but also because he benefits greatly from Scientology’s slave labor?

This may be one book what can totally be judged by its cover.

Never heard of him, but from that picture alone I’m certain he’s an insufferable chode.

Here you go, have a companion piece to that.

Leave Philly outta this!

I love how "I like to do my own research" has become such a convenient shorthand for me to instantly dismiss the person saying it as a complete fúcking moron.

It’s really terrible when people jump to disrespectul conclusions. Anyway, like I was saying, most western men are feminine and weak...

Always fun to use this twice in a day:

My personal Neilsen ratings:

Pesci: “You think I’m sexy? Sexy how? Sexy like a bombshell? Do I arouse you?”

Even without pants, Rooty Bear is still less disturbing than Gritty.

It’s almost as if Republicans have no real platform or policies to pursue save for manufacturing outrage. 

Commence the jigglin’!