Why is everyone so concerned about Rock getting hit? I thought we agreed Everybody Hates Chris.

Ticketmaster hasn’t been exactly beloved—memes about their exorbitant service and processing fees go back at least to the Obama administration

I mean, your mom complains when it’s rough.

Seems he’ll be going to prison precisely because he has a hard time letting teenagers go.

Imagine being SO INSECURE that you blow up your whole criminal enterprise because you can’t let a comment from a teenager go?

Dude literally got arrested a little while ago by Romanian authorities because they finally knew for sure he was in the country from a pizza box he had out in his pathetic I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I response to Greta.

I’m sticking with beer and more beer and then maybe a shot and then beer and some joints.  If I start with the bubbly I’ll be all hung over.

Fuck off, obvious troll.

Hear me out: You sound as insecure and ridiculous as Tate. 

What’s childish is trying to provoke a 19 year old climate activist with “LOOK AT MY CARS”. Anyway, her response doesn’t have to be clever or high art, he’s got incredible amounts of tiny dick energy and pointing it out is the appropriate response every time. He’s not worth the effort and craftsmanship of a truly sick…

“How dare you!?” Ha, wonder what he actually tweeted... wait, that’s what he ACTUALLY tweeted? My day is officially made. Also, this:

Too complicated. They should both just die of syphilis/cholera.

Titanic is a phenomenal TECHNICAL film, but the writing is awful and the story is tedious (and defamatory).

Hot or not, it’s the truth. Remove the special effects and you have a giant pile of tired garbage (which is true of all Cameron’s other recent work as well). The boat sinking is the only part that works, which makes me wonder what we needed that first 90 minutes for. Was I supposed to care about the incredibly…

Of course, he’s totally clueless as to the fact that Gal Gadot was 5 months pregnant when she shot the No Man’s Land scene in the first Wonder Woman movie. He’s hyping up a pregnant CGI character and holding it up and progressive, for goodness’ sakes. Gadot did those action shots as a real-live woman who did what she…

Drake is a nightmare man.

Takes one to know one 

My guess is the human butt plug doesn’t want any competition, even from inanimate ones.

Alternate headline:

“When I walked in this morning I saw that the flag was at half mast, I thought, ‘All right, another bureaucrat ate it!’ And then I saw it was Ethel Beavers. Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.”