*looks in the mirror*

I don’t think she honestly wants to be anything other than on camera.

Generally, but particularly in retail/service, people don’t quit a job, they quit a manager. 

It’s going to be so delicious when Stupid Fucking Blue Cat People 2 fails at the box office.

Actually, the sooner we stop talking and writing about anyone who calls herself an “influencer”, the better off we’ll all be.

Let’s add one: the time he got caught sneaking off to Mexico and blamed it on his two daughters. Father of the fucking year.

Interesting he asks for the privacy he just denied for millions of American women. Screw him.

There’s literally nothing I could care about less than hurting Ted Cruz personally. In fact, I probably fall more on the side of being in favor of him experiencing discomfort and unhappiness...

I mean, if “provides gender affirming care to trans children in consultation with a doctor” is sufficient evidence of abuse to take people’s children from them and throw them in jail, Cruz probably deserves the death penalty for this.

Privacy!!??  In Texas?  For a female!!?  What a quaint notion.  She should probably be investigated immediately to make sure she wasn’t trying to give herself an abortion.  Cruz supported the Dobbs decision.  He should KNOW that females don’t deserve anything like privacy. 

I feel for the daughter in many many ways. I also feel for all the people additionally injured by Senator Cruz and his ilk when they ignore similar requests for privacy.

This is part of why we don’t go to church. It’s filled with groomers and pedophiles and sycophants desperate to protect them so they can feel superior for forgiving an abuser. I choose to protect my child from predators and ensure he’s only exposed to more wholesome and accountable communities like the LGBTQ+…

Who needs a personality? Their dad owns a dealership!

Unless it’s being asked in the 16th Century.

Hey, say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.

Yeah, let’s blame the woman for the man’s Hitler praise.

Honestly, if an independent Trump ended up splitting the right wing vote I might just spontaneously orgasm from sheer schadenfreude.

I don’t think there are any other nepotism babies who are as annoying and pretentious as Willow and Jaden Smith.

I’m suing Canada Dry for the appalling lack of dried Canadians in its product.

WHERE ARE THE DEHYDRATED CHUNKS OF MICHAEL J FOX AND BRYAN ADAMS THAT I WAS PROMISED?