I fled too, but the pierogis called me back. 

In fairness, so did Oz.

It’s funny.  When he first announced this run, I genuinely feared that his celebrity would give him the win.  Then he campaigned.

Aw, man. I always swore I’d get banned from Russia before Ben Stiller did.

Please stop paying attention to this attention-whore racist labor-stealing pile of shit.

World is completely backwards when Nick Fucking Kroll is the best dressed of the male stars there.

I have been pretty hard on Jezebel lately, but god dammit I have never agreed with this website more than right now.

“cum doners” - worst. kebabs. ever.

In other words, they’re actually center-right and finally admitting that the Democrats are the same despite years of being painted as evil Communists. That’s the dirty little secret of American politics - Reagan and his successors have dragged the Overton window so fucking far to the right that mainstream Democrats…

Really tired of hearing and reading about Wilde’s attempt to spin this bullshit.

“there’s a reason I left that relationship.. and that reason’s name is Harry Styles”

Motherfucking sexual predators can afford a house and I’m still renting. The fuck.

“she’s like every other girl in the world and that she uses men to get money, and at least he’s a hard-working man and that he works for his money.”

The fuck is up with that title? The article is supportive at least but seriously... the fuck is with that borderline sarcastic tone and condescending tagline:

Federal air space. It was a crime on a plane.

They were on a plane. And most of this was mid-flight. FBI has jurisdiction.

[tears off mattress tag]

Is it a mental health crisis though or are they just a massive piece of shit who’s finally done enough for the spell to break on it just being written off as eccentricity?

The blind Beyoncé worship is bad enough but the ridiculous levels of defensiveness when so much as a whisper of criticism is directed her way is beyond ridiculous. No one is above reproach or questioning or criticism. People need to stop with that nonsense. If she’s as fucking brilliant as her fans want us to believe,…

Maybe he’s a different person in actuality than his public persona or the roles he’s played? He’s not actually Dr. John Dorian, and Scrubs went off the air 12 years ago. His overall public persona to me seems rather affable and inoffensive. They’ve been together a long time now, and they seem happy, so why does anyone…