You weren’t the only one, because that was his charm and marketability 30 years ago. His Fresh Prince persona was cocky and irresistible in his TV series, and he rode that into Independence Day and MIB playing even cockier, even cooler characters. But whereas he could have matured into a Clooney or Pitt-type relaxed…

Never liked Will Smith (his self-regard has always been on a level shared only with Tom Cruise), like him even less now.

To anyone who felt let down by his actions, “I would say to those people, I know it was confusing, I know it was shocking,” he says. “But I promise you, I am deeply devoted and committed to putting light and love and joy into the world. And you know, if you hang on, I promise we’ll be able to be friends again.”

Well she does have the unfortunate habit of ripping off other artists pretty much every time she releases an album, so that probably explain it... 

Do you think Hawley will include the part about how Teddy Roosevelt also used his powers to protect wildlife from being ravaged and doubled the number of national parks?

I think what really makes this article transcend from simply bad take to hilariously lacking in self-awareness is how they attempt to act like they’re progressive/feminist by sprinkling in words like “patriarchal” while espousing the traditional misogynistic view of valuing women only in accordance with desirability.

“It only makes sense when ugly people get cheated on”

Clinical depression is not “feeling down”, for one. I acknowledge that the term has been watered down in recent years, but depression is a legitimate medical diagnosis that doesn’t just mean someone is sad about something. 

Bure is a nasty bitch masquerading as a nicey-nice Christian.

There’s that.

I mean, we can admit Hillary did not campaign well in the critical three states she lost, but we can also admit a lot of the votes going to, say, Jill Stein in some of those states would likely have gone to Clinton. We can also admit that the people who didn’t vote for her because they were protesting that Bernie fairl…

I heard it’s really about Paul Schaffer. 

Congratulations Republicans!

Yeah, my wedding was super low key and informal. No ceremony, a reception that had the vibe of a cookout. So many people told us they wished they could have had a less stressful wedding like ours, which... you know, they could have.

My grandparents got married at the church with a few dozen in attendance. Bride wore her best day suit, polka dotted. Only a few pictures of the bride and groom on the lawn outside the church, taken by a family member. They just had a cake in the church basement for the reception.

Am I the only one that thinks the standard wedding should’ve died a long time ago? Just go to city hall, get your marriage certificate, and invite your friends to celebrate with you afterwards. Forget the hall, forget the guest list, forget the family drama, forget all those headaches and leave the anxiety behind.…

Pushes for Lizzo to keep publicly harassing Chris Evans... Sides with anti-vaxxer Doja for what is ultimately a harmless mistake, since, as is pointed out in the article, EVERYONE ALREADY KNEW HOW SHE FELT.

60 million people in the country, half of them women. You’re gonna find some that really like Penguin Men. 

It took 60 resignations, including of people he put in post two days prior to fill previous resignations, to get him to finally accept that he was fucked and there wasn’t some group of people who wanted to be his friend (well apart from creepy Nadine) but that everyone hates him.

Despite having 9 kids, Elon seems like the type of guy that has never given a woman an orgasm