Smith wasn’t even on the Jambaroo ‘Fire This Asshole!’ list and that list pretty much has every coach that has the slightest chance of being, or need to be, fired. This firing really feels out of nowhere.

Deadspin may be getting more traffic, more notoriety, and even performing legitimately excellent feats of journalism that blow the traditionalists out of the water (Moskovitz/Howard longforms especially, but you know what I mean) - but it’s good to see you stay true to your roots. This is the best journalism.

TL:DR Patriots fan is still mad online and IRL.

Am I the only one who feels like quite a few of these are stretching the definition of “science fiction and fantasy”?

LeBron: Hey buddy, I just want to say that I’m really impressed with how you’ve been able to overcome your disabilities and become a great athlete. It must have been tough man, and I’m proud of you for doing it.

What a teaching moment! That kid will ALWAYS remember that night he didn’t get paid for being in a shoe commercial.

The Elf on the Shelf remains the worst thing about Christmas.

Are we sure Lucy Mohr even has arms? 32 minutes, not a single shot taken, and two turnovers. I imagine her teammates passed her the ball but since she doesn’t have arms, it bounced right off her body and out of bounds.

I went to the other school’s websites and gathered some stats on the year so far for GLC.

91-1. This game was obviously rigged by Al-Qaeda.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."