I read one of his quotes where he says he “visualizes his muscles being pliable” or whatever before he gets hit, so basically what he’s doing is relaxing rather than tensing up, which is... actually the right thing to do to minimize injury risk. he just thinks he’s invented it because he calls it something else.

I will defend Brady everytime against accusations of cheating, which are BS.

Take out the bullshit snake oil and the routine here is that he works out, drinks a lot of water, gets massages, eats well, and gets a lot of sleep.

Candy corn: makes me sick

Incorrect, Emma. Mint juleps at least have booze in them.

mint juleps at least have liquor in them. same with real fruitcake.

Real fruitcake- containing fucking booze- is delicious.

You deserve more stars for this one.

His new kitchenware product line is looking pretty hot.

That actually is a good way to look at it. The Browns are so incompetent they have forgotten how to make trades, which is a good thing because any trade they would make is bound to be comically dumb anyways.

Exactly. When the terrorist threat is magnified out of proportion, it is easily used by politicians to support their own agendas, from “let’s arm everyone” to “increase the nuclear arsenal.” And it thereby sucks resources from issues affecting many more Americans in much worse ways.

You don’t get credit for not making a horrible trade when you TRY to make a horrible trade and fail.

While I normally dislike showing the face of these monsters or reveling in another persons pain, lets stop for a second and appreciate that this asshole killed 8 people.

Poor guy was all excited about his impending “martyrdom,” but he’s going to rot in prison instead. Tsk. 

Terrorism is always horrible, especially in cases like this when there is little practical defense against it (where are the good men with a truck, right?).

Meating*

NEW MEANING TO THE IDEA OF A CORNBALL BROTHER

What Can’t the Browns Do For You?

“Now rookie DeShone Kizer, who has thrown three TDs to 11 picks and has already been benched once, knows that the team wanted to replace him, but FORGOT HOW.”

The Browns:Incompetence you can depend on.