Actually, he would have tried to buy a 6 and 9.

“You made the right call bro. I’d have totally done the same thing, even if I knew the correct title.”

This has been happening in America for a long time

It’s good to have a hobby.

Fair play. As uncomfortable as it makes me, this component of things really should be included in the discussion.

“Sachs points to the profound racial and ethnic segregation of our society”

“Please clap.”

I’m glad I’m not the only whose first thought was, “I want to eat it.”

oil, flour, seasoning salt, buttermilk = I would fry and eat the fuck out of that huge fucking chicken

Her excuse is bogus.

He was always like that...

It also helps fuel the narrative of “the corrupt media looking for a ratings grab” because... well, why the fuck else would you hype up something so ultimately trivial by talking for 20 minutes about the importance of knowing the information THAT YOU DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE AT ALL

Exactly this. I just keep thinking, “Now his supporters get to say that he pays his taxes.” I feel like it did way more harm than good.

I hope the short-term ratings boost was worth it, Rachel =\

The possibility of the story being too short for G.M.I.P.H. occured to me after replying. Still, that’s a pretty great tale. Thanks for sharing.

Sir, I respectfully request that this story be submitted in its entirety to Great Moments In Poop History when the Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo resumes in 2017.

“There’s no legitimate, non-criminal reason to own a sound suppressor.”

FYI, here is what difference a silencer makes: