Ah, yes, the guy who helped engineer the death of Gawker. What a dude.

I don’t know how YOU use Twitter, but mine is for comedy accounts like Dril and Fred Delicious and I never see Nazis except to be clowned on.

But the second one is so much easier!

There’s no such thing as an honest or clean fortune and the fortunes are only owned by dishonest and unclean people. That’s the nature of fortunes.

This. Unless you’re following them (or making the mistake of wading into someone’s replies, which are always worse than a YouTube comment section), you never run into Nazis.

I don’t know how YOU use Twitter, but mine is for comedy accounts like Dril and Fred Delicious and I never see Nazis except to be clowned on.

As others have noted, 2018's going to be interesting on a congressional level because you have a lot of people who are going to be more concerned with winning re-election over siding with the historically unpopular babyman just because he has an R next to his name.

Executive orders do not supercede reality nor instantly and irrevocably override all standing laws and regulations. Additionally, this goes triple for ones authored by Trump, which generally consist of “by order of me, this thing will now happen somehow! Ask someone else how! Tremendous!”

I’m pretty autistic (diagnosed) when it comes to shit like lists, so YMMV. I guess I can see where being sent with a credit card and a list of suggestions would invite trouble for some, but when you know you have a budget and a list to match it, it shouldn’t be possible to get in trouble unless you’re a complete moron.

I have no idea if they’re still around, but Pier 1 Imports.

I will never cease to be amazed by my wife’s willingness to walk every aisle of a store slowly while knowing we don’t have the budget to just grab shit if it strikes us. Sometimes that DOES happen and you can pick up some stuff at the grocery store you may otherwise pass on, but most of the time, we need $50 worth of…

$20 says Trump believes that reporters need to have licenses like a driver’s license and that when you revoke that license, reporters can no longer investigate or write things.

I’m pretty sure the law calls that “depraved indifference,” which is pretty fitting. The man is depraved and he’s absolutely indifferent to anything but himself.

To be the Jets is to lose even when you win.

In all seriousness, what would it take to get you to vote for Mark Zuckerberg for president? What constituency does he possibly believe he appeals to?

I think he makes it a little more obvious every week that he doesn’t have it anymore. He’s never been a mobile QB, But some of his attempts to lumber around behind the line so far have been almost Savagian.

Aaron Rodgers is bashful.

Steve Smith says let him know when and where.

It’s like America’s brief stint of mild overachievement at soccer made people forget that we’re not really good at it, we never have been and we probably never will be.

And I heard a few weeks ago that Frederick Douglass is still doing great work even today. Great guy. Tremendous.