More to the point, he sees everything as transactional and only pays attention to the transactions that directly or indirectly involve him. That’s why he stayed so hands off with the healthcare legislation and the related battle and was so quick to wash his hands of it and say “I won’t own it” when they lost for the…

Bullshit dramatics.

Man, STP can’t win for losing.

Fuck Sarah Palin. She never accomplished shit and it’s 2017. Who cares about her anymore?

Why did you click on it, then?

Yep. Still completely gobsmacked.

“We’re having a BBQ!”

Being outdoors in the summer sucks period.

You know how you can’t legally leave a kid under a certain age by themselves? That age should be 18.

“Otherwise you will never know when we’re going to come for you, motherfuckers.”

“The White House announced it would nominate former Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman as the new U.S. ambassador to Russia, but managed to spell his man wrong.”

Breaking: President Promises He Will Probably Pass Actual Legislation Someday

The Democrats are busy googling “funniest memes of 2016" right now. They’ll get around to talking about this in... 2024 or so.

I believe so. I think the context of it was “we will eventually get a bill passed to repeal Obamacare” (add as many Trump verbal tics to that as you deem appropriate).

Take a look at President Deals over here. Big deals. Huge deals. Just the best. Tremendous. You’re gonna be sick of all the winning and the deals.

Just his self-identification as a socialist gave them what they needed. This is just something additional.

What’s crazy is that when the Skins do this shit, it’s never that Snyder realizes he’s fucking up. There’s never a moment where he goes “Christ, I need to be better at this” and then fails because he’s an incompetent dogfucker. He thinks he’s brilliant. He sees the devastation and thinks “heh, nailed it.”

- Alternate headline for any Skins story

He’s just exploiting an inefficiency in the market of human brain function.

God damn you, Steve Bannon. Don’t you make me smile with your words.