Who said abandon? I said you don’t need to shower after a flight, not “ever again.”
Jeb! and the Holograms
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“Nielsen data”
I get showering as a means of freshening oneself up. I flew NJ to CO for work once and made the mistake of going straight to the office. I really wished I had gotten a shower, a small lunch and a little decompression time to take the feeling of being stale shit off my shoulders.
And oddly enough, I read that as I was getting into the shower.
I feel like Airplane Shower Lady is one of those people who would have a constant, low-intensity mental breakdown over the course of 3 days if she knew that we’re all covered in fecal coliforms 24/7.
How quickly we forget that when Rex’s foot fetish was outed, they also discovered what were almost certainly the Ryans’ profiles on hookup sites talking about their love of swinging and gangbangs.
Because if the GOP could sell a healthy lifetime diplomat like Hillary as low-stamina and incapable of handling the rigors of the job, a wheelchair bound amputee will be a cakewalk. No chance she wins.
Because we place somewhere on the autism spectrum. Tons of us do. We just grew up in an age where the scientific understanding of brain/mood/personality disorders was so black/white and limited that everyone got split into two groups: the kids who were absolutely stricken with disorders so severe that you could tell…
To many Americans, there’s nothing beyond their own neighborhood. There’s just the other, out there, like places named Ubekibekibekistan, where there’s just... dragons... and the gays just spraying gay jizz everywhere.
Yup. White people (because let’s be real; most Latino people do not give a shit about this) taking offense to the basic structure of a language that isn’t theirs.
Latinx is not a word. Thank you.
That package that was waiting for him?
Ahhhhh, that’s a classic internet finishing move. The “I’M RIGHT *fingers in ears* LALALALALALALALA.”
Discount everything? Not at all, but it would become a weird little tidbit about myself that I would always remember (and would have to for legal reasons).
If I am anywhere, at any time, in any mood, particularly if it appears to be an ambivalent to good one, please do not speak to me at all about anything. Thank you.
Her explanation, if we assume she should have even given one, should have been “yep, I did it. I DID THAT SHIT. Any questions?”
No, your legal name is your real name. If it’s not on your birth certificate, than it’s a preferred name or a nickname. Both perfectly fine things to go by, but neither is your real name.
I still cannot parse out exactly what is going on here, but as far as the name thing goes, it’s all in the context. If you go by something besides your birth name, that’s fine. Call yourself whatever you want. If you tell people that whatever you go by is your legal name when that is not the case, that’s a lie. A…
Low skill, surprisingly high pay labor.