Happens anywhere that has a “keep this town beautiful”/”neat place to live” ordinances. It’s usually tiny towns with not many other ways to generate revenue.

On the other hand, ticks and “keep the town beautiful” ordinances.

Because you’re trying to conserve character spaces ahead of time. If you become a prolific enough tweeter (if Trump is anything, it’s that), you don’t always type your message out longform and then look for where you can abbreviate shit and you probably don’t go back and remove unnecessary ones.

Somewhere, Lavar Ball furiously scribbles on a sheet of paper in a folder labeled “ZO3 MEMORIAL DAY 2018 LAUNCH PLAN.”

That’s a “long ass night” mug shot to be sure.

I was ungreyed on all the original Gawker sub-blogs like a day before they shut down, which I thought was a nice gesture.

And I’m not sure who, if anyone, those flags get sent to. Like, is anyone actually taking care of that queue or is it the dead letter office? Probably the latter.

It depends on what kind of software you have and what kind of moderation of the comments there is.

“Alright, team, remember to never quit, never surrender, my son is a top draft pick in the NBA and the ZO2s are available right now at BigBallerBrand.com. That’s BigBallerBrand.com, no hyphens.”

*points guitar neck at sky before playing a shitty but well intentioned rendition of Travelin’ Man*

Virtually no one does jail time over an assault this mild and definitely not a member of the powerful elite.

That’s how it’s always been.

They will when the missing money hits the bottom line.

Shulkin has a unibrow and such poor judgment that he didn’t even shave it for his official photo.

Remember when people said “Nicki’s gotta hit back at Remy and hard or she’s gonna suffer” and then she really didn’t respond much at all, mostly ignored it and now she’s doing fine and nobody’s talking about Remy anymore?

Or, you know, recognize what a waste of energy Twitter slapfights are and ignore them. They’re not gonna be the first people in history to go “oh, I never saw it that way until you came along. I apologize!”

“Let’s just do it and be legends, bro.”

“Why does mine say Lacta Delice Chocolate on the back?”

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Supporting the Thelma to Hillary’s Louise for 2020 is a great way to see exactly who learned nothing from 2016 and should not be taken seriously in discussions moving forward.