On the one hand, it would be hilarious to see Goodell eat his own shit sandwich on national TV.

Yup. You wanna talk fear of nukes? Go back 30-40 years when we had 30-40 years less knowledge about them. Go back 60 years when we were ready to get boots on the ground 48 hours after detonation because we didn’t know shit about them.

I want to print this gif out, chop it into powder and snort it through a dollar bill while Proud To Be An American plays in the background.

Psst, they’re a notorious Gawker troll. Dismiss and do not engage.

I mean, it’s gonna be shitty, but we’ve had shitty administrations before. All the talk of “WE’RE GONNA DIE?”

I mean, it’s gonna be shitty, but we’ve had shitty administrations before. All the talk of “WE’RE GONNA DIE?”

Shitting right in your pants is easier than holding it and finding a bathroom. That doesn’t make it an advisable or excusable course of action.

Fuck you.

Yes, living in 24/7 panic and mental paralysis is totally the right call. That’s absolutely gonna lead you down the correct and productive path. Good call.

Are Kellyanne’s stockings doing a weird thing or did her human skin suit start to slouch around her shins?

This. You’d swear ISIS won the presidency.

Yeah, I kinda pop quizzed myself on the spot with this question and I definitely started coming up with names of people who ARE gay, but are not out, which...

It’s inconceivable to divorce one’s family to those fortunate enough not to have been born into a toxic situation, but it totally happens and I don’t blame them at all. It also sucks when some family is cool and you have to divorce them too because you can’t stay in touch with them without giving the rest of them…

“If someone came to your house and camped in your front yard and screamed all day and night about how bad you are, you would want to correct the record somehow. Right?”

Nope. If allegations of sexual assault of any type were enough to cost you an NFL gig, there would be a LOT of open roster spots.

“Now THAT’S the Vol— Bronco way!”

“...she will still be a felon, and have to deal with the consequences of that record...”

Yeah, I mean, I don’t doubt that he’s got some emotional, behavioral and possibly psychological issues, but the reason for the cloistered lifestyle is most likely because he knows there are negative opinions of him out there, but so long as he never has to hear them, they don’t bother him.

“How many fingers am I holding up?”

Now, now. There’s no reason the Rodgers can’t ALL be assholes.