I found this magnificent mirror put out for trash collection in Brooklyn back in the late ‘80s and have hauled it along with me ever since, now hanging  in the East Village.

The second Property Brother may have been murdered by Emily Deschanel, who appears to be completely insane here.

Who’s Dated Who has Ellen as a nearly back to back serial monogamist since she came out in ‘97. She was with Heche from 97-00, Alexandra Hedison from 01-04, and Portia from 04-present. The girlfriend she hit was probably Jitka because 1994 is when Melissa Etheridge’s pool party would’ve been a hot ticket, but the one…

Haha  biphobia lol so funny and original! /s

I am so infinitely glad that  when I was a teenager (a) social media didn’t exist and (b) I wasn’t famous enough for anyone to give a shit what I did.

First it was the addition of The Mooch’s family to the RHNY cast. Then it was Betheny’s departure. Now the remaining train wrecks are mocking transwomen. Fuck this show, it’s no longer an entertaining variety of trash.

Estate planning and probate attorney weighing in again. It’s not uncommon for someone to want one person in charge of their finances and another person in charge of their healthcare decisions if they become incapacitated. Easiest example is if you have a son who is an accountant, he can be in charge of the money. Your…

Why is that Halsey story so funny? Halsey and Rita Ora should do a song together and name it “Who?”.

There are plenty of people with mental health issues that can’t be left alone with young children needing care. It does not mean that they are abusive or bad people. The stigma towards people with mental health issues is “pretty fucking terrible,” but that doesn’t mean the people are.

I mean to be fair we were first introduced to him over a decade ago. Ten years ago I didn’t have custody of my child and I was doing at least $60 worth of opiates each day so we have no idea how he might have matured. 

Theres one photo where theyre kissing but their hips are a good foot apart and his hands are on her shoulders. I just thought it was odd body language. Maybe they picked the odd photo out of that particular event to publish but yeah. 

What a nice, little weird couple.  They both seem completely asexual.

I’m not sure that’s fair. I’ve yet to hear anything that puts Amber Heard on the level of abuse that equals or even is a small percentage of what is alleged by her against Depp.

I really miss thinking Nicki was a feminist. She very much seems to be the “I got mine” and “he didn’t abuse me” type, if not worse- between this and defending her child rapist brother and repping for/giving a huge platform to known child abuser Tekashi6ix9ine. It’s beyond not caring or giving a fuck, it’s like she…

In all fairness both her speech and presence at the Women’s March were kind of a head-scratcher. She’s kept silent since Weinstein’s been outed, went on to wear one of his ex wife’s (who knew exactly what her husband was doing at the time) Marchesa gowns that same year, and has never wavered in her Allen support. So…

She’s always been a piece of shit, to the point that her speech at the march was so confusing to me. I’m sure she had someone write that for her. 

“Convicted sex offender” puts it mildly. Kenneth Perry abducted and forcibly raped his victim at knifepoint, the kind of rape that even most rape apologists can recognize as a crime. He’s also killed a man, was charged with second degree murder, and served time for manslaughter after pleading down. 

I had no idea the “Jeremy Renner super-fan community” was even a thing, and I’m still unsure of where and how it exists.

Preface: I love Brit Brit! Buuuuttttt...

Just when I start to think I have a decent handle on the world, I find out there’s not only a Jeremy Renner app, but also, apparently, an audience for it.