Depp should have no part in anything, ever again. Fuck that guy.

A while back a neighbor of ours said my husband, “I was at your mom’s [my mother in law lives in our building] and your kids came by with your wife. It was so nice to see them!” Husband: “No, that was the babysitter with them.” Neighbor: “No! It was definitely your wife!” Husband: “I assure you it was not her. My…

Philadelphia calls the cops on black people for sitting in Starbucks, so my money is someone at local Old Navy management trying to pull a fast one here.  Naturally, Corporate is going to tap dance after the fact, but I doubt the show did this - it’s not a huge film production. 

TS used to make good music that was good because it was personal, if juvenile. Now she’s trying to make personal music without actually telling us anything which means it devolves into boring hints about shit no one really cares that much about. MORE LIZZO PLEASE! 

How could you leave out Lizzo’s performance!!? It was spectacular!

THIS 👏 ALBUM 👏 WAS 👏 BORING

WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST LIZZO’S PERFORMANCE

Yeah,  I agreed with a lot of their points but i couldn’t even finish it because they started talking in circles. Maybe it was meant to be a metaphor to Taylor’s career and how she’ll circle back to whatever narrative is working at the moment or maybe they should edit these things

Holy hell, this was a realllllllly long way to just say “we don’t like Taylor Swift that much as a person, the album was fine, 6/10.”

There was also this lovely little tidbit:

“How 36 year old Disick stayed awake long enough to enjoy his formerly teenage girlfriend’s various festivities is currently unknown.”

Does anybody else think that Sofia and Kourtney look alike? Like, a lot of the same facial features/shapes of their features? I dunno it all creeps me out like a motherfucker but that part esp creeps me out and it’s all so cringey, goodness gracious

Mine is surprisingly chill about my howling, barking, obnoxious cat. He calls him Gary and I die laughing every time because he does sound exactly like the snail from SpongeBob.

I had this scenario, but with my dog. “Your dog takes up too much of your time.” <insert biggest eye roll & fastest dumping of boyfriend ever>

I had a boyfriend who used to get jealous of my purry, demanding cat, to the point where I told him, point blank, not to make me choose between him and my cat because he would not like my answer to that. And I meant it.

Ah, the classic WTF am I supposed to do with this stupid thing situation. 

An important element of the anger surrounding this movie is not even the content of the film itself, but the way that trans extras were treated on set and deceived about the film they were participating in (while being used as props to try and reduce the controversy).

She probably has people who take care of the pets and she just drops by and plays with them now and then.

Re: Ross and Rachel.

I’d find it difficult to reconcile with my spouse if they were photographed repeatedly fucking around with someone else, too. It’s totally normal to feel sad post-breakup, that doesn’t mean you need to get back together.