Ooh! Add The Book of The Unnamed Midwife! I opened it on the Kindle app on my phone last Sunday when I was hungover and didn’t want to get out of bed and I DID NOT MOVE UNTIL I FINISHED THE ENTIRE THING. I literally read the whole book on my phone in one sitting. I devoured the next two in the trilogy, too. It’s incred…

IMO it’s her being a POC full stop.

Also, the handsome man dressed *just so* in ruggedwear rushing to her aide does not help convince me that this was not a set-up

To add a little second-hand first responder knowledge:

Totally fake/makeup injuries.  Especially on her shoulder where she showed “road rash”  Strangely a week later in her timeline that shoulder is pristine, her tattoo is fine, no pink, no scars, not even a old scab.

I read “fractured marriage in dual trailers” and thought they were a couple living in competing double-wides in the trailer park. With ScarJo playing one of the trailers, naturally.

jfc right? is that what the rich folk think all of us poors live like? just...beige? 

I think what sold it as fake to me was the attached story. After the accident, some random good samaritans who just happened to have a trailer, loaded her bike onto their trailer, and drove her and her friends back to her home. Upon which they all just chilled and listened to music, including these random strangers…

For real. Also, on top of the stupid focus on the water, neither of the helmets in the “crash” photo match her helmet in the previous photo. And she was only sore the next day? Fucking no road rash or bruises or grass stains(crashing on a bicycle will give you hella road rash, so you’re going to be banged up good on a…

So, this person is claiming to be a frequent motorcyclist...and that is what she wears to go out for a ride? Nope.

Katie Holmes also ran a marathon in a built in bra tank top and then went to a gala wearing stilettos that night. So basically she is a robot or she has no live nerve endings in her feet anymore.

I mean I would take them but I am gross so

I distrust all makeup-shaming doctors because they always give the advice of throwing away your mascara after like 3 months when no one does that. Bye.... no... lipstick is 100% fine to re-buy so long as you chop off the tip.

So - which is worse? Dating someone that resembles you or dating someone that resembles your ex?

“They are both going through similar stuff right now and are bonding over it.”

Didn’t she drop a single about the pain of a broken marriage, like, three days after they announced their breakup?

I feel like we’re all being played by a giant team of PR people. 

I thought she was just in the studio last week right after the photos leaked? She probably pulled an Ariana and went straight into the studio. She mentioned in past interviews that she likes the turnaround time for her albums/tracks to be really quick and that’s why her single with Mark Ronson almost didn’t happen…

It's not like she recorded this overnight either. She's been planning to put this out for a while. 

I’m hardly a fan of Miley, but apparently neither were wearing their rings for the past few months which kind of indicates she probably was telling the truth of them being over even if they hadn’t officially announced it.....and yet his team went “infidelity” when those photos came out. So I can kind of see her being…