Still waiting on a Return to Monkey Island review, but I guess yet another update on what a Twitch streamer pulled out of their nose this morning will have to do.

Stupid is all there is left so go with it, I guess?

I mean, it’s all a given. Nobody is pulling a fast one and nobody is confused here.

But what everyone want is a white American man make a cartoonist stereotypical Italian American accent for 90+ minutes.

Full agreement here. He’s perfect for the games, but I just can’t imagine enjoying a movie full of dialogue in his videogame style. If he could tweak it, it could work. But the IGN tweet video above has me cringing thinking about listening to that for 90 minutes.

As a 3/8ths Italian-American, I am looking forward to Chris Pratt giving some proper representation on-screen. Contrary to long standing stereotypes, no: we don’ta all talka like a dis! I have never uttered “wahoo” in my life and I don’t know any other Italian-American who does. Good on him for not leaning into lazy…

100% agreeing with you there. A full feature-length movie with Martinet’s voice as Mario would probably have me ready to punch some kids.

... and we don’t want that.

It’s a hobby. It doesn’t need defending.

It’s Pokemon, unless you’re playing competitively it just doesn’t matter. Pick the one you think looks coolest and go for it. And for the record, I found no trouble getting early-game fire-types (currently on my team is the dual fire/grass type Scovillain to work alongside my mid-evolved Quaxwell, but I also got a…

I’m legitimately wondering, because I was actually unclear about that. Like, if he was forcing her to do it, why would I want to support it, even if she happens to be continuing it?

Fuck, everyone is so defensive of her.

Shower rings are obsolete? How the hell are people hanging their shower curtains?  Some sort of app drive smart levitation system?

Wait, how the fuck is everybody else holding up their shower curtain, because mine is rings all the way down.

I don’t know why I’m shocked that I live in a world in which she is considered pretty...

“I’m glad she said something, though I wish it was a little less underwhelming and a little more, “Music should be free and I’ll give you all free tickets.” But alas, capitalism wins again."

“All hail the new king I guess”

Oh, you have an extra fridge? What, are you reading this while your butler counts your money?

It’s absurd. Also, Jezebel left out a pretty important quote from the interview that makes it pretty clear she’s not a MAGAt. Between that, and saying the whole party was “MAGA-themed), they’re no better than Rupert Murdoch’s right-wing tabloids and just as dishonest.

Sweeney posted photos of herself at her mom’s MAGA-themed birthday party, posing next to family members in Blue Lives Matter shirts and pro-Trump paraphernalia.

When did this website start to hate good food?

Hell yeah! Let’s promote this right-wing, fascist recruitment tool! But it’s anime characters!