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My guy, do you genuinely think this crazy bastard went into the Speaker’s home because of insider trading? I mean… seriously?

I have been told on these web pages that they can’t raise prices and eliminate tipping or else people would never eat out because they would be afraid of the higher prices on the menu.

This is one of the most obnoxious, bloodthirsty, self-righteous articles I’ve read on here. This almost rivals the Ellie Kemper fiasco for ‘AV Club author desperately reaches to impugn artist’s character’ vibes.

A DNA test proved that Elizabeth Warren does have Native American ancestry

I have never hated her. I liked Princess Diaries and Devil Wears Prada. As a public personality she's as private as Selena Gomez and Jennifer Aniston. Hating someone who barely says anything is weird.

But you don’t even know what “type” Anne Hathaway is. You’re comparing her to people you knew, who you’ve also reduced to a generalized “type,” even though you know nothing about Anne Hathaway other than what you can learn, third hand, from her speeches and interviews. So, basically, you want to defend the collective…

lol Michael Myers

Nah - fuck paperless menus. That is fast food shit. I kind of got it during the `rona, but now i want a real menu to order from. I think of eating at a restaurant as phone free time. I DO NOT want to get out my phone and deal with your shitty pdf or non web optimized site to look at your food offerings.

This would never work in a tipping culture like we have. You need to free up the table so it can be turned and the server can continue to make money. Otherwise you are literally stealing from someone who makes their living off tips. Don’t be obtuse.

Honestly, he was like this in 2016 as well, had multiple suits regarding the treatment and pay of his female staff, a wife with a golden parachute, has a history of saying reproductive rights “aren’t the big picture” and of endorsing white, male candidates that are antiabortion. He’s ALWAYS been this way, and when a…

Once-talented and respected comedian senses he’s drifting away from the cultural zeitgeist, panics, blames the woke mob/PC police/kids these days for his problems instead of trying to learn something new, becomes tedious, unfunny crank. Tale as old as time.

I have a couple of issues with this list. First: “Don’t slow-roll your order”. Yeah, right. This would not work at my local deli. The staff there can barely handle one order at a time, never mind throwing a list of stuff at them. Sorry, but it’s true.

Second: “Show your deli workers respect”. Well I agree with this in…

That sounds awful. 90+ minutes of Martinet’s Mario speaking full dialogue would be like nails on a chalkboard.

I hope not. It’s fine for a few “wahoos!”, but a full length voiced-movie? Nah.

I’m actually okay with Mario not having an over the top accent for 90 minutes.

Hasn’t it always been isekai?

The sheer number of tips in this article describing how lentils don’t behave like meat while cooking seems like a roundabout way of saying “using ground Beyond meat would have been way easier and more meat-like."

Lentils are an amazing ingredient and I love them but they’re not a replacement for meat in taste nor texture, they’re their own being, and thus not a replacement for replacement meats.

When I here anything about lentils, I think of Neil in “The Young Ones”.