Maybe you’ve rolled your eyes at the modern interpretation of Tom Nook, Animal Crossing’s capitalist overlord. You know, the one where people try to say that it’s totally OK that he’s saddling you with crushing debt and perpetual house upgrades you don’t want, all while hand-waving away the fact that he wields a…

It’s bizarre how Tom Nook gets so much hate. Most NPC’s won’t give you anything unless you give them the money right then. Tom Nook says ‘Here’s this stuff, pay me back whenever’ and never even bugs you about it. And so many people /hate/ that.

No matter what else you think about her or what awful things she’s done, the rumor about her nonexistent illiteracy *is* sexist and doesn't make sense and isn't funny, and I don't know why Jezebel is obsessed with repeating it, but it's old. 

Do all you idiots who are still making fun of illiteracy think you are being original? Also why would you want others to think you believe such nonsense?

People saying that breadfruit tastes bland needs to be forced to eat unseasoned, baked chicken or plain tofu for a year. Y’all a lot of things taste bland without spices, salt and oils.

There things called spice and oils that can improve it probably. Seasonless chicken taste awful. So does tofu.

The luddites were driven to the destruction of technology not because they were against progress, but because the wheels of capitalism were crushing them. Without them, child labor might still be legal.

You could have not paid it off and then you wouldn't be so pissy that someone else got something you didn't get?

Haven’t loan payments been suspended for the whole time Biden has been in office? 

Don’t underplay this.

Long lines? It’s August 2022, you don’t need to wait in line to get vaccinated. Put a mask on your kid and go to literally any pharmacy and get vaccinated. No lines involved. 

The moment when Daenyrs decides to murder an entire city full of people who had surrendered for reasons.

Made from genuine gorilla chest?

The McPlant is a Beyond Meat patty topped with American cheese and mayo, and it is cooked on the same grill that the fast food chain’s beef burgers are also cooked on. Based on this, it’s sort of difficult to understand what audience McDonald’s wants to (or wanted to) target by rolling out the McPlant so late in the…

NO! There is an election in 2022. IN FOUR MONTHS!

Ectopic pregnancy is a pregnancy, no sarcastic quotations needed. That ZEF will latch on and continue to replicate and expand on any hospitable tissue or environment— it does not discriminate, nor is it cognizant that it is the spawn of an unviable pregnancy.

The term “toxic masculinity” might not have been in wide use in 1999, but Fight Club is 100% a critique of whatever we were calling it then.

You can’t get much more obvious than the guy shouting all the toxic stuff literally being a mental illness.

“Conservatives interpreting Juno as pro choice makes as much sense as liberals retroactively declaring Fight Club to be a condemnation of “toxic masculinity.”’

slut shaming is something done to actual women, not oversexualized female characters made by and for men. criticizing quiet’s design is criticizing the men who made her, not quiet herself