You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and…

When you burn yourself on your own hot take.

Famous 26-year-old Female Singer DMs Underaged Male Child Actor To Facilitate Sexual Encounter With Another

Maybe, but we love to see accountability for rising movie stars who typically go on to be entitled fuckboys, and this is probably a good way for Schnapp to learn not to violate a woman’s privacy. If a little shit shared my DM slides, I’d probably be pissed too.

She says she’s “only ever had botox” like she didn’t have a completely different face like 12 years ago.

Yeah, you probably aren’t a writer because Jesus Christ the amount of work you’ve just suggested games should pivot to is massive. That sounds like a recipe for a game to have five hundred small shit stories because they had to meet a numbers quota so that every single possible pairing combination has a ‘full plot’.

I never found classic fire emblem to actually be an interesting strategic situation. Either you are steamrolling a mission by losing literally nobody, or you are resetting when you lose just one dude, or you decide that one person is irrelevant to your party composition and you move on. It really leaves little room…

Don’t forget that as soon as she’s done what she feels she needs to do she hands the reins of power off and disappears from public life, a well known trait in fascist dictators.

“the Black Eagles, led by Edelgard, who desperately wants to make fascism fashionable”

“the Black Eagles, led by Edelgard, who desperately wants to make fascism fashionable”

Why on earth would anyone want him to sound like he does in the games?

All this and no one brought up:

The Legend of Zelda: Breast of the Wild
Fursona 5
Elden Cock Ring
Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Ejaculation
Monster Hunter Thighs
Metroid Head
Resident Evil Milfage
Psychonaughties 2

You didn’t turn out for Al Gore because he was boring, so you got 8 years of Bush and Alito instead. You didn’t turn out for Clinton because her emails, or she was “shrill” or something. So you got four years of Trump, with Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett instead.  So now there’s a fascist coup still underway. And…

again, not the standard. NOT what was at issue here. This juror apparently believed that she was abused. Ok. So that means her op-ed piece was true in that regard. Just because she may also have been an abuser doesn’t negate the fact that she was abused. So when she identified herself as a past victim of domestic…

oh my god THIS ALL DAY. Came down here to say this very thing. This is exactly the problem with a case like this being tried to a jury. This juror (and, I’m sure, the others) viewed their role as determining whether Heard “proved” that she was abused. But that’s not what was at issue! DEPP had to prove that the WaPo…

Nice of the jury to get in on the victim blaming.

“What I think is truthful is that they were both abusive to each other,” he says. “I don’t think that makes either of them right or wrong… but to rise to the level of what she was claiming, there wasn’t enough or any evidence that really supported what she was saying.”

Counterpoint: it’s a great deal. $20 for a decent entree isn’t out of the question at most restaurants. And pizza can be a complete meal, with no sides needed. And unlike just buying and scarfing a whole pie with one set of toppings, I get to try 5 here. A nice variety.

Except there isn’t strong evidence she lied in her op-ed - the issue at hand. What we have here is just demonstration that a jury of lay people will reliably buy into misogynist narratives about conniving women and imperfect victims.