Or just leave your dog at home.  Seriously, you’ll both survive being without each other for an hour.

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

I really like that P&P manages to be very romantic while also grappling with the practical realities that marriage is also a financial arrangement. And what that can mean to different people and different marriages. 

See my article: why I never ever check a bag for trips under a week long unless I absolutely have to.

Please don’t do this. The issue it’s just that there’s salmonella bacteria that might get in your system, but that salmonella is living in the jar of peanut butter and making all sorts of nasty toxins that do NOT get destroyed when cooked.

I’d watch it but I’m certain it’ll be preempted by a football movie.

I‘d rather they take their time and get these releases right than rush a buggy mess out, but this is disappointing nonetheless. Looks like Horizon will be the only new game I‘ll have bought in 2022.

It turns out that a lot of people just don’t like the taste of alcohol but still want to get a buzz on.

More articles like this one and the earlier one about the photographer.  Less hot takes, please?

It’s just wild to me how “Man who forcibly cavity searched, slapped and kicked wife is abusive” could be a debatable statement but alas! It’s maddening. Apparently a DV victim doing anything other than just giving up and dying makes them “possibly also abusive.” It’s maddening. Especially coming from people who…

Ah yes, Amber Heard is responsible for the addiction issues of a grown man 20 years older than her who had a “Wino Forever” tattoo before they even got together.

I’ve always said that Horny Jail was a terrible idea and that the janitorial staff absolutely have PTSD.

Congrats. You get to listed to Dawes on eternal repeat.

Yeah in my experience it’s all about crust and cheese:  You have great crust and great cheese and your sauce and toppings can be kind of meh but you’ll have good pizza.  You have great sauce and toppings but your crust and cheese aren’t very good?  That’s trash pizza right there.

People don’t have to know a secret exists for a secret to exist.

The usual arguments are:

Man I’d really like to get hold of the nurse (and you KNOW it was a nurse) who listened to the miscarrying woman pour out her tale of woe and then just about broke her neck getting to a phone. Someone needs a little discussion about responsible medical care, and maybe a slap for good measure.

WTF?  If the pill does not work for you then DO NOT TAKE IT.  Use something else.  The pill worked for me for as long as I needed to worry about contraception.  I realized after the fact that I stopped having migraines as often when I wasnt on the pill but a migraine is nothing compared to the headache of an unwanted…

This review leaves me with a lot of questions about this doc, first and foremost what the filmmakers’ angle is. Is this a criticism of hormonal birth control from a woo woo “natural womanhood” perspective? A criticism of pharmaceutical companies? Far right natalist ideology masquerading as feminism?

This brings back memories of saving up 6-9 months of allowance money to buy a game and smelling the amazing new game box smell as I read the instruction manual in the car on the way home.