Animal Crossing arrived today. Now we get to have a discussion about who is going to get to be player 1. 

That toad took me for-fucking-ever to kill. God damn I hated that toad.

Ugh, I had to start over so many time to avoid getting the fucked up eyes in that stupid quiz. I will cheat and lie my ass off to avoid having to look at whatever abomination that quiz gave me the first few tries. 

Citadel was also a nice break from what is overall a pretty grim game. Hey, you’ve been through a lot, some of your friends died, so lets all take a break and go on a direct to video buddy cop adventure. 

Rekindling? Alice and FP have been living together for quite some time now.

I get pejorative. You want a tip? Pay fucking attention and don’t be sexist. 

I started a new Crimson Flower run with the DLC. Poor Ferdie, I forgot how much everyone in the house legit hates you at the start. Lindhart is savage in their first conversation. 

The songs Mike Viola did for Walk Hard are pretty decent too.

Its no Elderly Prostitute.

There are a decent number of maps where horses have limited movement.

And Felix. I’ll just set him down and let him mop up whole areas of the map on his own.

Even if the relationships were consensual, retaliating against women who broke up with him is still sexual harassment.

The bill thing happens 100% of the time. The server can see me take out my card, place it in the holder, and hand it to them, but still 100% of the time they will hand my card back to the man. 

It would also help if more places just used regular sized plates rather than the massive ones that they think look cool.

Yes, I am much angrier at being lied to about how long it will take than the initial mistake. If you just tell me its going to be half an hour, I can make an informed choice about whether I want to stay or not.

Just making them in the first place is also bad. 

Off, You’ve Got Mail should be a thriller. Man totally destroys a woman’s livelihood and then when she has nothing manipulates her into a relationship.

I would pay a decent amount of money to watch a real staging of Work Hard or Die Trying Girl.

Jesus, just like the impossible burgers, its not about being health food. Its about being an easy way for people to eat less animal products. People like junk food. Making junk food that is better for the environment is good. It also gives people a positive experience of switching to plant based foods. 

When I was a cashier it would have been great if people were listening to other things, and I could get a break from the company enforced mindless chatter we had to do. My job was to scan and bag your stuff, the goal was to move things along quickly. As long as the customer paid when it was time, I wouldn’t have cared…