Proof yet again that the Switch is actually a Vita.

Does Jalopnik pay a bonus for anyone that I can think of a way to write a negative GM article? The fact is that the new Silverado is a good looking truck. 

but “free” means free even when it’s a big scheme to get people in the door

I've got two welders, which will be pried out of my cold dead hands. Presumably after I have inadvertently asphyxiated and electrocuted myself. And my hands might not be cold, smoldering is an option. The prying, that's compulsory. 

Meanwhile in conservative states:

Yeah, tell me how conservatives don’t try to control people. Really, I need a laugh today.

I was riding into work the morning a woman got right hooked by a box truck on Addison and Damen. Drivers just flat out don’t have any awareness of bicycles unless they have a close call. The habit of doing something like looking over you left shoulder before you get out of your car just isn’t taught.

By the way, Patrick, the piece itself is wonderful, and should probably be required reading at drivers’ ed.

I’ve been a commuting cyclist in Chicago for over a decade. I’ve been hit a few times and had 2-3x as many close calls. I pass ghost bikes (white-painted memorials for cyclists murdered on the city’s streets) daily and it never gets any less haunting. What makes me ache even more about every preventable death…

It’s extremely rare that a cyclist puts anyone in danger by not being “experienced in driving in traffic.” It’s even more rare that a cyclist would put anyone besides themselves in danger by doing so. On the other hand, car drivers are piloting around several tons of metal at very high speeds, so when they fuck up…

It’s no surprise Black-out Brett Kavanaugh likes the idea of implied consent not able to be withdrawn by someone unconscious.

How can we talk about the Dodge Ramcharger without bringing up the Mexic0 only variant of the truck that was produced from 1999-2001?

Yea this every time.

GM wins the hot garbage contest hands down. No need for a poll.

Also, Agents... are... GO!

I can’t stop feeling sad whenever I hear Chicago’s “You’re the Inspiration” because of this damn game.

Woah, woah, woah. Let’s not let GrapeNuts off the hook so quickly. It’s literally gravel.

Early on, Han Solo uses a lightsaber to cut open a Tauntaun...

I know it won’t happen, but time management features is something I’ve wanted too. Because, no, I don’t want to just play one game day at a time because I can’t always play the game every day.

I’m old enough to remember when this is what the rear seat of a Ford Ranger looked like. If you were over 95 pounds you were going to be cramped back there.