It should also be noted that if you thought yesterday was fun on Twitter, there will be a day Jeff Bezos passes

Fuck em.

Did the corgi scream, “And THAT’S FOR THE BLITZ” while hate-fucking the Daschund?

“tHey’Re LeGAL ADDULTS!”

It’s better than their original choices, Army, Navy, and Surplus.

I’m no fan of the Kardashians or anything but focusing on a few rich people and not the industries that actually waste a whole load of water every day is pretty obviously a smoke screen. Close to 2k gallons used to grow a pound of almonds from what I can find, for example.

Jesse Eisenberg is 5'7", is he going to be playing baby sasquatch? Or perhaps the Seattle SuperSonic’s Squatch?  He was known more for his mad hops than his height.

Couldn't they have simply cast Nick Searcy instead?

As someone currently spiraling down a mental health crisis hole, I can only wish Miller the best and hope they get the help they need. Thankfully for them, money helps when it comes to treating mental illness. I’m broke, so I’m pretty much fucked. Oh well.

I was at a reception in DC where I met a guy who’d served in the military. Someone else asked me what my graduate thesis was on, and I said the GWB tactics and manipulative behaviors that lead to the invasion of Iraq.

Man, I keep remembering the days when the craziest woman in the House was Michelle Bachmann. The good ol’ days.

Remember the regular men in the Handmaid’s Tale? Not the ones in charge or who carried out the coup. The ones who were everyday Joes.

Even immediate family could be a risk, that’s what is so terrifying about this. I’d say “tell only one person, someone who is in a position to help you” and then hope for the best. If you get turned in at least you know who did it?

This asshole snitch has a public Facebook profile, eh?

If you live in an anti-abortion state, DO NOT TRUST ANYONE outside of your immediate family if you’re planning on getting an abortion, especially Facebook. Get a true encrypted app like Signal to communicate.  Facebook can see absolutely every single message made on their service, and have no problems turning that…

You pulled this out of the grays just to say that?

You’re trying too hard friend.

You have very bad, very dumb opinions.

It’s funny because I hope he fucking dies.

If he ends up living in a van down by the river with the gay frogs, I’ll be happy