I hope NY puts out a deadbeat warrant on his ass.

Obviously the first two trips to In-N-Out were anal, so they don't count?

The GOP has been, explicitly and without consent, fucking the people of the United States for at least 70 years and didn’t have the shame to keep it from being recorded. If the Fuckface Party isn’t ashamed of their own actions they don’t have the right to try to shame anyone else.

Scott Bakula (and also that Tokyo Drift Guy) are okay, but I’ve seen about 10 episodes total and all the boat crimes in New Orleans seem to happen at the same industrial park outside of Louis Armstrong Airport that also somehow is a short foot-chase distance to the French Quarter.

This is quickly veering into Fatal Attraction territory. Let's hope we don't hear about Hunter Biden’s pet ending up in a crock pot.

When a film’s rights is sold to streamers, wouldn’t the terms of sale include residuals? If that’s the case, these productions are basically making the residual commitment up-front and thus makes it harder for them to sell their streaming rights until the strike is resolved. The cost to the producers here would be a…

1. That’s not a selfie. I know English is an evolving language but that’s not a fucking selfie, otherwise any goddamn photo with a face on it is a selfie.

Resolved: Hill was/remains an asshole; now cloaks under therapy-speak.

Did they raid Ron’s laptop folder marked “SUPERSTRAIGHTRONSPRIVATE” for this video content?

Aside from Harry winning second place in the race from his dad’s nuts, they might as well be your average middle manager family. I do give them props for actually doing charity which seems to be a genuine passion for both of them.

Eh, still way more appropriate than literally all of 2017-2020. Just have a National Free The Nipples Month and get over themselves.

This show was such a giant waste of money and talent it’s not even funny.

Yeah, that’s pretty much her entire qualification for Congress: famous for being Trumpy and owns a gun-themed restaurant where servers and bartenders walk around sporting guns and patrons are invited to carry.

From watching about an hour total spread across three or four seasons of these three judges, I can say that the contestants are way worse than before, the production value looks like a bad copy of Kazakhstan Idol, and Lionel Richie is a good dude who’s trying to be positive all around, Luke Bryan wishes he was Lionel…

Has nobody in FL ask to remove all bibles from schools on account of all the sexual assaults?

Just the rapes and institutional corruptions, I'm sure.

Impeachment conviction requires 2/3 of the Senate.

Eh, not surprising. Commissioned portraits was how famous painters made a living throughout history. I’m just surprised it’s not by the guy who painted Trump's head onto a Rambo poster.

You’d think that but the Northampton Penskes won’t be caught dead associating with the Dayton Penskes or the Schenectady Penskes or - yuck - the Waco Penskes, lest they have to replace every fainting couch in the mansion again.

See, this is the part where a suitably evil Democrat would start putting industrial laxatives in Republicans' Postmate orders.