I do my best whorin' around Easter & St. Paddy's, so I guess we each stay in our lanes?

Replaced by Discovery's CEO of iPhones Wedged In Bras Of 90 Day Fiancées

I don’t think her (or any) human face is shaped to make a comfortable butt plug.

It was funny when our local broadcast had to blur the whole screen because the tits are coming from every angle I guess?

I’ve been to a wedding where the bride took one look at the one guest who didn’t read the dress color memo and went “Bitch, I’ll snatch the silicone out her left tit when she least expects it.”

(Daddy needs the rent money)

A paperweight has, like, one use tho.

Hey!...don’t insult cunts by comparing them to Ben “Dry-Ass Pussies” Shapiro.

Too many public university systems have been systematically captured by stuffing boards of directors with rich conservatives, who in turn stuff upper management and administrative staff with less-rich conservatives. Leadership, in a lot of cases, have completely decoupled from the mission of an educational institution…

This is some Chinatown shit going on in that damn family. 

This is very informative and compelling.

She had great chemistry with her older costars on Wizards of Waverly Place, too. Maybe she's just a good comedic actress with a good sense of reciprocation in her performances.

I figured her appeal would have fewer billables because of a stronger case for appeal, but go ahead and call me names I guess.

I hope more jurors come out and give interviews so Heard can save some lawyer billable hours on appeals. 

“Person gets emotional while being recognized for excelling in their field of work for decades at lesser award, is shat on by blogger”

Aidy got her goodbye at the end of Future Trends, I guess. “In: leaving your dream job of 10 years”

“Really? That's the dumb bullshit you're going with today? That sits right in your soul?" would also be accepted.

My favorite bit was the lawyer trying to snidely say that the agent's phone was down there in Davey Jones' Locker, and was met by "Who's Davey Jones?" from Vardy. This resulted in the lawyer derailing his own cross-examination to explain Davey Jones to the witness.

Ross is out here banging the drum of Men Became Bigger Assholes Nobody Would Fuck With And Lazier Welfare Boys since Roe. Leading by example.

If her husband knocks up their neighbor’s daughter, though, it’s a quick "trip to Massachusetts” for her.