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sources referred to the movie as “irredeemable” after test screenings.

Goddamnit, is Shatner gonna outlive all of them? Everyone form a human shield around George Takei.

Male singers and rappers (and most other rich guys) make bank bragging about their excesses, but we’re in the middle of a (renewed) war on women so I’m not at all surprised that Swift isn’t just the bad guy - she’s the worst guy.

Uhh… isn’t that worse?

Vance is concerned about kids mental health? How about taking a look at one of the main causes of depression and anxiety, according to those kids he cares about - social media.  The advent of the like button is the beginning of a big upswing in negative mental health effects among kids and adults.

Hot take: many people aren’t haggling hard enough.

As someone who liked how odd and messy Us was, I fully embrace Jordan Peele’s stranger, messier impulses.

My general rule of thumb when it comes to lawsuits being pressed against massive corporations by individuals that sound ridiculous on the face of it is that, nine times out of ten, there’s details that are going unreported that make the whole thing entirely reasonable.

Excuse you, it’s also pedophilia if the underage girl is white and the perpetrator isn’t.

Have you learned nothing? It’s only pedophilia if it’s a same sex offender, or if the victim is a boy. Underage girls always want it and are to blame for ‘seducing’ the poor men who can’t help themselves. 

Posts photos of her kids with guns. Not many of them with books I would bet. 

Congratulations Republicans!

Thor: The Dark World was directed by Alan Taylor, not Branagh.

What a vile piece of shit. He should be forced to meet in front of the press with that 10 year old girl and her parents (assuming they’re not the rapist) for an hour.  

Republicans love to create strawmen to pass their ghoulish policies, but when a real tragedy happens because of said policies? “Personal responsiblity”, “thoughts and prayers”, “sometimes these things happen”, etc. The cruelty is the point.

Because the one thing you’ll never hear from a politician is “I fucked up, it was the wrong decision and I’m going to change it.”  Fuck DeWine for helping to turn Ohio back to the pre-1950's.  

This all damn day. Doja sent an unsolicited DM to a teen asking for help hooking up with his co-worker. Dude. This is the problem. Also, it’s 2022 and she’s still out here assuming that internet messages are private. This is the embodiment of “play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”  

Maybe, but we love to see accountability for rising movie stars who typically go on to be entitled fuckboys, and this is probably a good way for Schnapp to learn not to violate a woman’s privacy. If a little shit shared my DM slides, I’d probably be pissed too.

Musk has got about 100 kids over at Jalopnik.

I’ve got some good news, you don’t actually agree. You (rightfully) believe that both of those things should be offered, where Cruz thinks that neither should exist.