“Medical exemption” for a noted anti-vaxxer? How convenient.

Pfft. 4? I’d say she was charged with “so many” crimes and found guilty of a handful.

Yeah, this pretty much sums up America:

1. Conspiracy to commit wire fraud against Theranos investors: Guilty 

That’s the only time rich people go to jail - when they rip off richer people.

damn she knows it and i love her calling it out.

Created by editor and video producer Justin T. Brown, the clip uses mash-ups of both Sanders’ and Musk’s appearances on Rogan’s podcast and subverts them into its own convincing three-and-a-half-minute feature with Sanders’ playing the role of host.

How can you say that ‘Murica doesn’t care about women’s reproductive labor? There are states all over this country that are fighting to take away women’s right to abortion and reproductive care, forcing them to have more babies who’ll add to the labor force. So there!!!!!!

The steps to keeping safe haven’t really changed:

Ma’am, you mean Michelle who has a master’s in foreign policy Kwan right? Or Michelle state department advisor Kwan?, or how out Michelle who has served under 2 presidents Kwan? Because even one freaking click to her insta would have informed you that she's qualified. She's spent the last 15 years devoted to politics. 

I miss the action movie conceit of naming someone “John” and giving them a ridiculous last name. Like John Matrix from Commando, or John Spartan from Demolition Man.

I mean, when you have a name like “John Spartan”, aren’t you kind of destined to become an actor hero? Or possibly a porn star?

The correct answer is clearly Johnny Utah, for the simple reason that when he introduced himself to people, he could say: “My actual name is Johnny Utah.”

To me it isn’t as much that he’s blaming his marriage and kids as he is saying he was depressed and unhappy and using alcohol as a way to avoid making difficult decisions regarding his marriage. He was depressed and self-medicated with alcohol which is not terribly uncommon. I know it’s popular to dog on Affleck but I…

Years ago, I was moving from one crazy, dangerous neighborhood to another slightly less dangerous, yet equally crazy neighborhood, when a mentally ill homeless person randomly tried to cut me with a box cutter. Just one of those things. One second he was trudging by silently, the next he was coming at me, also silently…

Oh wow. Willie Garson being in that shot is just poignant.

Defense called for a mistrial on the grounds that all the testimony was making their client look guilty.

yes thats a terrible thing for a congressman to do.

As an airline pilot, I’m going to put this one on the captain (I’m also a captain). I had a similar incident two weeks ago, the FA came and told me she wanted someone removed because they got snippy when she told them to make sure their bags were stowed completely under the seat in front of them.
As Captain, I have…

fortunately the person who actually ate my cooking actually loved it and asked for seconds