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The Holy Hand Grenade
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God today sucked. After coworkers feigned interest in me cooking for the store, only one person took any after I spent all night cooking. Then I was misgendered by an idiot who works in one of our sister stores and she trashed the fitting room after I’d been especially nice to her. 

Looks like I picked the right week to stop huffing spray on deodorant!

I’m surprised Kinja didn’t list the products as a slideshow.

Why not include the list of products in the article? Here they are:

Is the problem is only “aerosol spray deodorants and antiperspirants,” maybe don’t use a header image that’s exclusively the rub-on stick kind.

More than content with it - the right *likes* that this happens. Keeping the population in constant fear for their lives is a good way to get them to turn to reactionary politics. It’s been a strategy of the right wing since the right wing existed.

The answer to that is to 1st digitize police and ATF records. It’s STILL IN PAPER FORM.
The next legislation is to close the GIANT LOOPHOLE of not needing any background checks when it comes to ONLINE TRANSACTIONS. The ATF doesn’t bother to investigate online sales so many who sell guns/gun parts/ammo online are not

The students’ preparedness is as impressive as it is agonizing

I was a junior in HS when Columbine happened and I happened to be home sick, so I watched the whole thing unfold on live tv in my parents bedroom. Kids my own age. It was unbelievable. Now my seven year old does active shooter drills at school. A whole generation! It makes me fucking furious.

Occam’s razor says we should always favor the explanation with the fewest assumptions. Therefore, I submit to you that this is the work of one Martin Scorsese. He was so incensed at us superhero loving dorks for arguing with him about “cinema” that he’s gone to crazy lengths to deny us the chance to see Marvel’s

Genetics don’t predispose people to drug and alcohol use and abuse.

Basic research, schmasic research, gotta hit publish quick if we wanna get them clicks, son!

by making one of its characters (Jung Ho-Yeon, played by Kang Sae-Byeok)

HES AN ABSENTEE LANDLORD.

Al Pacino eating all of the scenery every time he’s on film in that flick is a sight to behold.

I mean... we kinda have to see the movie first to even start to assess that, right? I’m not the biggest fan of how superhero films have subsumed basically everything in pop culture, in how the dominant form of superhero film is the live-action PG-13 epic, a form that does the least with all the opportunities superhero

If Republicans actually opposed child abuse, they'd be going after institutions like churches and the boy scouts. Their stance on organizations that actually abuse children shows you how they really feel about it.

I mean, if you had theories on how to protect children from abuse, why would you keep them to yourself? You’re pro-child abuse?

How the hell are drivers meant to get through that while texting? It’s government gone mad, completely out of touch with road users’ Instagram-watching needs.

Wish the video would show what the hell these people are hitting, since it’s conveniently hidden behind the damn bush. Or even the article, that would’ve been helpful.