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As a Vanessa Carlton fan I will say this:

I’m convinced that white people just want to be babied. This is why they are the loudest anti-vaxxers, anti-maskers, and why they cry to the authorities when they start and subsequently lose a fight with a minority. They want to simultaneously be in charge of everything, but also have the responsibility of a toddler.

The question needs to be: Can you even make white people feel bad? The answer to that is a Hell no. I mean they shoot us in the streets and blame us for making them do it. They steal our culture and profit from it and then have the nerve to criticize us when we don’t say thank you. They use our children to make…

If any part of you is “grinning,” I think you’re the complete asshole in this situation.

Once again, stupid motherfuckers run their mouths about “free speech” with NO understanding of the concept. If someone says some offensive shit, and the public rejects that stupid shit, that’s still free speech.

Eh, she got pushed back into work 10 days after emergency spine surgery for a work-related injury. I’d say the earth was already scorched and sown with salt.

7. Assnovel

Yes.

Trump seems to have boiled the Right’s ethos down to “never admit fault”, “never admit defeat”, “always attack”, and above all else “trigger the libs”. This mentality has become more important than any single policy stance, any fact, more important than life itself. Because this specific topic has become a “thing”…

I have repeatedly stated that Golden Girls is a much better series than Sex and the City. I will die on this hill.

RE finance people: If by “work for a living”, you mean try to sell me a bunch of crap I don’t need or want. The actual loan approval process is just a matter of uploading the borrower’s info to the lender and then having them sign the standard forms the system spits out. Not much work at all if you aren’t trying to…

It’s all well and good that he’s against the Bathroom Bill, but it’s naive to think that being against a single reprehensible bill is indicative of advocacy for the rights and opportunities for the group as a whole.

It’s even more telling that the idea or the implication is coming from a black man like Dave, where he…

Eww, hahaha

Funny. For ages I was told about superrich “wealth creators” who deserved their vast fortunes because of all the wealth they created. Now they bitch about not having enough workers.

I can fix him!

I also sort of love each season Penn Badgley reminds audiences that Joe is not someone you want to fuck.

why do they always look like they were just pulled out of a lake by a bunch of police divers

That’s some performance art.

Huh. I had a very vivid dream last night where Megan Fox and MGK were in my living room, just chillin. MGK was so tall and awkward sitting in my reading chair, his knees up to his clavicle. They had very relaxed and loving vibes about them, it felt totally normal they’d stop by for a friendly visit.