See, this is the part where a suitably evil Democrat would start putting industrial laxatives in Republicans' Postmate orders.

I do my best whorin' around Easter & St. Paddy's, so I guess we each stay in our lanes?

Replaced by Discovery's CEO of iPhones Wedged In Bras Of 90 Day Fiancées

I don’t think her (or any) human face is shaped to make a comfortable butt plug.

It was funny when our local broadcast had to blur the whole screen because the tits are coming from every angle I guess?

I’ve been to a wedding where the bride took one look at the one guest who didn’t read the dress color memo and went “Bitch, I’ll snatch the silicone out her left tit when she least expects it.”

(Daddy needs the rent money)

A paperweight has, like, one use tho.

Hey!...don’t insult cunts by comparing them to Ben “Dry-Ass Pussies” Shapiro.

Too many public university systems have been systematically captured by stuffing boards of directors with rich conservatives, who in turn stuff upper management and administrative staff with less-rich conservatives. Leadership, in a lot of cases, have completely decoupled from the mission of an educational institution…

Correction: the agreement stipulates a starement has to be generated monthly and settled via wire transfer, which on the books means they can turn liabilities (energy costs) into assets (energy credits) and possibly leverage the difference into cheap financing if their CFO is worth a damn.

This is some Chinatown shit going on in that damn family. 

This is very informative and compelling.

She had great chemistry with her older costars on Wizards of Waverly Place, too. Maybe she's just a good comedic actress with a good sense of reciprocation in her performances.

I demand that this nude fight scene be guest directed by David Cronenberg.

I figured her appeal would have fewer billables because of a stronger case for appeal, but go ahead and call me names I guess.

I hope more jurors come out and give interviews so Heard can save some lawyer billable hours on appeals. 

“Person gets emotional while being recognized for excelling in their field of work for decades at lesser award, is shat on by blogger”

Aidy got her goodbye at the end of Future Trends, I guess. “In: leaving your dream job of 10 years”

“Really? That's the dumb bullshit you're going with today? That sits right in your soul?" would also be accepted.