My favorite bit was the lawyer trying to snidely say that the agent's phone was down there in Davey Jones' Locker, and was met by "Who's Davey Jones?" from Vardy. This resulted in the lawyer derailing his own cross-examination to explain Davey Jones to the witness.

Ross is out here banging the drum of Men Became Bigger Assholes Nobody Would Fuck With And Lazier Welfare Boys since Roe. Leading by example.

If her husband knocks up their neighbor’s daughter, though, it’s a quick "trip to Massachusetts” for her.

It’s also possible the photo is from early 2013 because the cleanup was slow.

I’ve been longing for the day that a Democratic candidate in a debate would just walk up on these motherfuckers and whip out a urine sample cup. 

I avoid these services like the plague - deliveries by actual shop employees or I pick up. These rent-seeking market inefficiencies masquerading as disruption need to die a horrible slow death that makes all their VCs and C-suited fucks all end up destitute.

Now, now, it might be part of a local fraternity titty bar fund, or it was supposed to go to the designated test-taker, etc.

Wait, people wanted to see CE3K for Dreyfus, and not the damned spaceship action?

Wait, she is a non-white, not-wealthy, hourly subcontracted worker? What was the LAPD supposed to do with her - treat her with dignity?

Will Smith probably should send a cut of all future earnings to Chris Rock for his “show must go on” response. Rock could have stopped the show dead right there and yelled “security!”, but chose to keep things going. 

(10 seconds later, Heidi realizes Ted went to Cancun)

Seeing how the nominees are required to take an oath to testify truthfully, the committee members should be required to do the same.

1. Other people already stated that The Troubles and the Balkans as well as Chechnya all happened in his lifetime. No charitable interpretation of “in Europe” can cover all of the contraexamples.

I didn’t realize my cat walking on my keyboards last night was a Jez pitch.

I've heard a lot of basically long racist rants that end with "...but you're a good one so I like you."

Metafuck Metayou, Metaberg

She was the best part because the script and direction built her up as the film’s beacon of morality and kindness, and made everyone (including the audience) forget that it doesn’t mean she’s automatically a naïve moron. Her acting supported that point very well.

I wonder how Scott feels that Ye basically said:

I see we’ve worked our way back to “start shit with a young white woman singer” part of the cycle of Ye.

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